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You Oughta Know About This Resurfaced Concert Footage Of Britney Spears Covering Alanis Morissette!

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Britney Spears

We… want… you… to know… that Britney Spears is a goddess and an amazing vocalist that deserves recognition!

In case you missed our reminder yesterday, the 35-year-old's version of Toxic without auto-tune was released and it was everything we hoped it'd be and more.

In the same vain, we wanted to bless your lives with this resurfaced concert footage of Miz Spears covering none other than Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know (a jam!) back in 2009 at one of her shows on the Circus tour!

Related: Britney Pens Heartwarming Letter To The LGBTQ Community!

You better work, bitch!

Ch-ch-check it out and prepare to be amazed (below)!!

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Zac Efron Shows Off His Pole Dancing Skills For Tom Cruise!

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Zac Efron

Bless you, Zac Efron.

The 29-year-old actor stopped by the The Graham Norton Show alongside The Mummy stars Tom Cruise and Annabelle Wallis this week when he was challenged by the British host to recreate the notorious photo of him balancing his body horizontally on a parking meter. Yeah, you know the one.

Related: Baywatch Is Getting HORRIBLE Reviews

At first Zac was like, "Oh, who me? No, I couldn't possibly…" and then he hopped up on stage and gave us what we were all hoping for to the tune of Apple Bottom Jeans!!!

Then later Tom joined in for some Les Grossman club action!

TGIF!

Watch it all go down (below)!

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25 Irish Hotties Who You'd Want To Get Lucky With On St. Patrick's Day!

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Irish men are hot as fuck!

Irish men are one of God's greatest gifts to us all!

St. Patrick's Day always makes us get a little bit, well, excited for a fine Irish lad to cuddle with in a bed of clovers, and luckily we have a gallery of hotties to ogle right here.

Sure, we're just fantasizing and not actually getting anywhere near them, but just let us have this, dammit! Whether they grew up in Ireland or maybe just trace their family line back to Ireland, we gladly welcome them all into our arms!

Click through and enjoy some of the most gorgeous Irish men in the gallery (below)!

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These Hot Hollywood Hunks LOVE To Show Off Their BULGE!

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Zefron NEVER disappoints!

Zac Efron most definitely made our list of celebrity males who love showing off their bulges — just look at the Baywatch star in tight ass denim (above)!

YUUUM!

But he's not the only dude who displays his dick on the reg! We're looking at you Jon Hamm, Drake, and Ryan Reynolds!

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12 Days Of Perezmas: 1 Big Orlando Bloom Penis!!!

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One big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

On the first day of Christmas, pop culture gave to us…

…one big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

It was a day like any other, and then, completely out of nowhere, like an unexpected gift falling into your lap, there was peen.

And not just any peen, but Orlando Bloom peen. A peen that has been happily welcomed inside Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry; a peen that has been a pirate and a wood elf; a peen that perfectly preened on a paddle board one hot summer day in Sardinia.

We don't know why Orly chose to make his schlong so pubic, uh, we mean public, but we're not mad or anything.

If his dong is more comfortable in its birthday suit, then by all means, let that wiener go wild!

See it in all its uncensored, uncut beauty (below)!

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