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Prepare To Snap Your Retainer Over Michael B. Jordan's Sexy Essence Cover!

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Michael B. Jordan

This is exactly what we needed on a Friday!

We're thanking our lucky stars for baby oil right about now because just LOOK at Michael B. Jordan's abs on the June cover of Essence! Ow ow!

Related: This Girl Successfully Slid In Michael B. Jordan's DMs

And he was giving credit where credit was due when he shared the shot on Instagram, posting:

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How Do Black Panther's Shirtless Scenes Rank In The MCU??

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Black Panther is the best-reviewed Marvel Studios movie of all time, and that's great. But let's get down to business here:

How does it place in our ranking of MCU shirtless scenes??

With the scarified-but-still-sexy villain Michael B. Jordan and lean, powerful Chadwick Boseman squaring off in a shirtless battle that's a double dose of manliness — so of course it ranks high!

See how high (below)!

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

[Image via Marvel.]

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All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED From Worst To Best!

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Comic books are often criticized for their objectification of the female form. But Marvel Studios has turned its male gaze in a decidedly different way.

The vast majority of sexy fanservice in the MCU is sexy shots of shirtless superheroes, usually completely gratuitous.

OMG, we just realized it sounds like we're complaining! LOLz!

No, in fact we are so into the practice, we've come up with a running tally of our faves, ranked from worst to best! Is this the same order YOU'D put these scenes??

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

CLICK HERE to view "All The Marvel Shirtless Scenes RANKED!"

[Image via Marvel.]

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Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!

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Liam Hemsworth

Ho ho heyyyyyyyy!!!

We think we've been totally nice this year (right, guys???) — so we hope Santa will pay special attention to our wish list featuring some extra eye candy like Liam Hemsworth (pictured above)!

Related: Idris Elba Has A Foot Fetish!

Ch-ch-check out which celeb packages we're hoping to unwrap (below)!!

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrity Packages We Want Under Our Christmas Tree!!"

[Image via Instagram.]

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MORE Movie Star Nude Scenes You've Never Seen!

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These movie stars may be known for their famous faces, but they've all shown a lot more…

Yes, America's sweetheart Reese Witherspoon went topless for a different Twilight, the acclaimed Lucy Liu once played a stripper, and Bruce Willis went Die semi-Hard for an erotic thriller.

If you've never seen any of these flicks, see the NSFW proof (below)!

CLICK HERE to view "Movie Stars You Never Knew Got Naked On Film!"

CLICK HERE to view "Movie Stars You Never Knew Got Naked On Film!"

CLICK HERE to view "Movie Stars You Never Knew Got Naked On Film!"

CLICK HERE to view "Movie Stars You Never Knew Got Naked On Film!"

CLICK HERE to view "Movie Stars You Never Knew Got Naked On Film!"

[Image via Buena Vista Pictures/Paramount Pictures/Orion Pictures.]

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Happy Friday! Idris Elba Has A Foot Fetish!

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We really should just present this without commentary.

Kate Winslet confirmed Idris Elba has a foot fetish while appearing on The Graham Norton Show Friday to promote their new film The Mountain Between Us.

Related: Idris Felt Awkward AF Over Taylor Swift & Kanye West Feud

Is it, is it… hot in here???

CLICK PLAY (above) to get the skinny on the actor's obsession with titillating toes!

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Chris Hemsworth Compares Liam Hemsworth's Revealing Tiny Shorts Snap To A 'Late Friday Night, Drunken Kind Of Post'!

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There is one person on this planet who isn't about Liam Hemsworth's booty shorts pic.

If you guessed Chris Hemsworth, you'd be right. While promoting his new gig as the face of Hugo Boss' cologne, the A-lister was asked to weigh in on Miley Cyrus' man's revealing Instagram snap from this week.

Related: Chris Admits Wonder Woman Would Kick Thor's Ass

Unsurprisingly, Hemsworth was more than willing to tease his brother for the thirsty AF photo as he dished to Entertainment Tonight:

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