Thank you, Blac Chyna, for serving up some shade to really get our week started on the right foot! LOLz!
See for yourself (below)!!
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The young star has been a breath of fresh air in varied roles throughout the series, coming off like an old pro character actor.
Only, he's obviously still a greenhorn when it comes to certain aspects of the entertainment industry — like c*ck socks apparently!
Evan had to wear a modesty pouch (as they're more politely known) for a nude scene with costar Jessica Lange, and let's just say he didn't quite get the hang of it. Long story short, she ended up with his balls in her face!
Come on, man! The woman has an Oscar!
Ch-ch-check out the NSFW story Evan relayed to Conan O'Brien on Tuesday night (below)!
Talk about a touchy subject!
As we're SURE you know, Kim Kardashian West was the victim of a robbery in Paris early Monday morning and later that night, a couple of the late night hosts decided to joke about it — but they did their best to stay on the classy side of things!
But if you're wondering how they're staying together after that cheating scandal, you're not alone!
First, Sharon shaded her man's cheating partner, saying she bought Ozzy glasses because:
"I said, 'My God, you do need glasses! Who would do that with that?'"
But it was when Conan asked how she was going to make Ozzy pay that our girl REALLY floored him, saying:
Since losing his wife, Patton Oswalt's life has become something like a "sitcom"… except no one is laughing.
Now a single father, the Emmy-winner explained:
"I'm like every bad '80s sitcom where there's a dad raising a kid by himself… Except my '80s sitcom sucks. There's no punch lines. There's a lot of insomnia, there's a lot of me eating Cheetos for dinner. I'm waiting for my daughter to turn to the camera and go: No wonder I'm in therapy."
While the 47-year-old managed to make the crowd laugh with his bittersweet story, it's clear he's so heartbroken over the tragic loss.
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below):
Since the news broke early Tuesday morning, that meant plenty of time for a TON of details and rumors to come out — but more importantly, it allowed the late night hosts to joke about it last night! LOLz!
Fallon took a brief moment during his show to make light of the split, saying:
"It's pretty scary when even Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are like, 'Eh, I can do better."
Oh, don't worry, it only gets better!
Kimmel also quipped about Brangelina during his monologue, saying: