Move along, people! Nothing to see here! Just Robert Pattinson herding some cows in Toronto!
The Twilight actor has been hard at work in Canada working on his latest film Life, and last time we saw him he was rocking a retro, sophisticated businessman look!
However, this time around he was channeling his inner cowboy (literally!) and got up-close and personal with some cattle!!
We know Rob (now dubbed Robert Pastureson) was apparently trying to convince Kristen Stewart to bring their doggies up to Toronto for a quick visit, but we guess these ginormous milk machines will have to do for now!!
Wrangle those cows, R-Patz!!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of the farmer in training (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
This is so incredible, our hearts are gonna burst!
This is a love story between two cows, Tricia and Sweety. Oh, and they're both blind.
The two cows were living 350 miles apart, and both were saved from
But also cool!
But mostly gross!
A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!
Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!
It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!
Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!
We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.
Best. Secret Santa. EVER!
Every year the website Reddit has a Secret Santa gift exchange. One user named Rachel participated, but she was never expecting the gifts that she got.
She especially didn't expect the gifts to be from the billionaire Bill Gates, but that's exactly what happened!
She became a bit curious of the gifts she received which included a stuffed cow, an undisclosed donation amount to the non-profit Heifer International, and the travel book Journeys of a Lifetime.
But she wasn't able to piece it together until she found a photo of him standing in front of a Christmas tree holding her presents in his hands! Along with an amazing note from Mr. Gates himself!
Here's what his note said:
What a parody!
Or like how the creators of the video call it — a perry-dee!
The Peterson Farm Bros originally gained internet stardom with their parody song I'm Farming And I Grow It!
Well, their creatives juices were flowing again because they've made ANOTHER amazing parody, but this time it's of Katy Perry's song Roar!
Their version's called Chore!
And it's pretty awesome as well as educational!
If you ever wanted to dance while learning about farmers' everyday lives than you're in the right place!
Check it out… AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Health officials in Minnesota are investigating an E. Coli outbreak linked to a pumpkin farm's petting zoo.
We had no idea petting zoos held any danger worse than maybe getting nipped by a goat!
According to the state's Department of Health three kids between the ages of 1 and 7 have gotten the particularly dangerous O157:H7 strain of the infection.
The chairman of prevention at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville said:
Lena Dunham just couldn't resist copping a feel in NYC!!
She was with Fuse TV's Billy on the Street and they were filming an interview with her in the Meat Packing District yesterday when she decided to milk the situation for all its worth.
We're not exactly sure what was going on but Lena was snapped grabbing a handful of cow tittays!! Well, okayyyy, there's a bucket underneath the cow so we can only assume she's stealing the cow's milk!
That's awful, Lena! Stealing is bad! LOLz!
Lena doesn't even seem grossed out or anything! We're impressed with her farm skills! Perhaps, this could be used as a future Girls plot?
Actually, this would be a perfect bonding moment for Hannah and Blerta, Tina Fey's HIGHlarious character from her SNL sketch! RIGHT?!? GET ON THAT, HBO.
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