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Meet Gene Simmons' Calf Sister

| Filed under: Silly!CowViral: Animals

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL!!!

Ha! Kidding.

World, meet Genie — the viral baby cow that looks a lot like Gene Simmons.

Related: Millions Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

The calf, who bears a striking resemblance to the KISS frontman, was born on Friday at a Texas ranch. Heather Taccetta, the keeper of the ranch, offered the following details to a local tourism agency:

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MILLIONS Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows!

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So does this mean milkshakes comes from cows during winter??

In April, the Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy conducted a survey where they quizzed over 1000 adults about dairy products and their origins.

According to the data, a staggering 48% of respondents didn't know where chocolate milk comes from. In case you're still stumped, it's milk mixed with cocoa and sugar.

Related: Unsuspecting Mom Doesn't Understand What A 'Furry' Convention Is

However, what's even more tragic is that 7% of participants actually thought chocolate milk comes from brown cows! We kid you not! That's over 16 MILLION people btw.

Before you begin pointing and laughing, this study brings up the larger issue of agriculturally literacy, aka knowing the true source of our food.

According to Cecily Upton, co-founder of non-profit organization FoodCorps:

"At the end of the day, it's an exposure issue… Right now, we're conditioned to think that if you need food, you go to the store. Nothing in our educational framework teaches kids where food comes from before that point."

It's no use crying over spilled milk, chocolate or not!

[Image via WENN.]

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*Insert Pun Here* — A Crazy Cow Led Cops On A Wild Goose Chase In Queens!

| Filed under: HIGHlariousCowViral: Animals

A cow in on the loose in Queens!

Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous!

A cow was on the loose in Jamaica, Queens Tuesday and cops were doing their darndest to try and lasso it! (Note: They weren't really using a lasso, to our knowledge. Although they should've. That's what a rancher would do.)

Related: A Rattlesnake Slithered Up This Woman's Toilet!

Video shows it happily trotting about enjoying the scenery of suburbia with cop cars following it at a slow pace, presumably so as not to startle it.

Then a man dressed in a brown jacket starts running after it, prompting the cow to break into a gallop!

The clip concludes with the cow getting trapped between a car and a house, and then lying down in the grass to chill after such an adventure. Or, more accurately, being tranquilized so cops could finally get it to stop moo-ving.

Oh, the bovinity!

P.S. Apparently it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and will be returned there! *sob*

Watch the clip (below)!

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Hundreds Of Thousands Of Spilled Red Skittles Kick Off Mystery That Leads To Shocking Reveal About America's Cows!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueCrazzzzyCowViral: AnimalsViral: News

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It took a sweet series of events to expose one sour cover up about America's cows!

The bizarre story began in a rural county in southeast Wisconsin last week, when hundreds of thousands of red Skittles were found spilled on a road in Dodge County.

Many townsfolk were spooked by the immaculate confection, as residents were scratching their heads over where the red road candy came from.

Related: PETA Boycotts A Dog's Purpose After Animal Cruelty Footage Leak!

County Sheriff Dale Schmidt told local press:

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Blake Shelton Gets His Sweet Sushi Revenge On Jimmy Fallon By Making Him Milk A Cow — Watch!

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Back in May, Jimmy Fallon had a bit of fun with Blake Shelton when he made the country singer try sushi for the FIRST time — and Monday night was Blake's turn to get revenge!

As you may remember, Gwen Stefani's main squeeze absolutely hated the raw fish, so as a little payback, the 40-year-old taught Jimmy how to milk a cow!

Video: Alec Baldwin & SNL Blast Donald Trump In Cold Open Spoofing His Non-Apology!

Since the funnyman can't seem to do anything straightforward, Fallon spent the entire time making jokes while tries to learn how to grab Oreo the Cow's teet — don't worry, he eventually figures it out!

Ch-ch-check out the silly clip of Jimmy and Blake (below) as they show off their milking skills!

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Watch Farrah Abraham Get Awkward, Catelynn Lowell Get Fat-Shamed, & Maci Bookout (Almost) Get Engaged In Trio Of Teen Mom OG Clips!

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They may not be teen moms any more, but the veteran gals of Teen Mom OG still know what it takes to get people talking!

As the MTV show ramps up for its season premiere on Monday, August 22, we are seeing more about what's going to come up, and each gal looks to have quite the storyline!!

RANK: Farrah's Most Controversial Parenting Moments!

Farrah Abraham is headed to El Lay — for good — to be with Simon Saran, but we get our very first hint of trouble brewing pretty much immediately in a new show teaser.

After Farrah asks Simon if he's excited about the move, she interrupts him before he can answer, and things COMPLETELY devolve from there. Yikes!!!

Ch-ch-check out the awkward moment between them (below):

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Bethenny Frankel Calls Dorinda Medley's Boyfriend A 'Cow' While Defending Her Skinnygirl Brand! Watch The RHONY Fight Go Down!

| Filed under: Celebrity FeudsBethenny FrankelReal HousewivesDietsBodyCowReality TV

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Don't have a cow…

Bethenny Frankel and Dorinda Medley are the clear stars of Real Housewives of New York this season, and it looks like their beef with each other is nowhere near done.

While it's rare the Skinnygirl owner finds rivals who are willing to match her level of snark, Dorinda and her boyfriend John Mahdessian aren't afraid of their petite castmate!

Related: Bethenny Reportedly Won't Do Press With RHONY Cast

During Wednesday's all new episode of the Bravo docu-series, John drunkenly asks Bethenny why she stole the name "Skinnygirl" from Nestlé's Skinny Cow — which obviously sets the businesswoman off.

So much so, in fact, that B responds immediately by saying the larger man IS a "cow!"

Bethenny and Dorinda still aren't talking IRL, so we can't wait to see what other arguments this season has in store.

Although, all three of them may just be milking this drama for all it's worth…

Ch-ch-check out the "Holy Cow!" moment from Wednesday's RHONY (below)!!!

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