The Donald is BACK, y'all!
The Apprentice star announced on Tuesday he is running for president of the United States!
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But since Donald Trump can't be taken entirely seriously, we've got the most absurd quotes from his speech for you! Ch-ch-check them out (below)!
Trump hates Obamacare, y'all, because the only way Obamacare works is if you are run over by farm equipment. No, seriously:
"Deductibles are through the roof, you have to get hit by a tractor — literally, a tractor — to use [Obamacare], because the deductibles are so high, it's worthless."
What happens if you live in a city?! Also, Trump believes "cheerleading" is the number one qualification for office: