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Texas Pastor Goes All-In On Crazy, Says He's Willing To Be Burned To Death To Oppose Gay Marriage!

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Pastor Rick Scarborough is ready to be burned to death to oppose gay marriage!

Nobody ever accuse Rick Scarborough of going halfway in this whole anti-gay thing…

The Texas pastor appeared on the podcast of another right-wing minister, EW Jackson, on Friday and pretty much staked his claim as craziest religious person of the week!

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On the show, while lamenting gay marriage in America and discussing his commitment to traditional values, Scarborough said:

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You've Gotta See It To Believe It — Watch This Crazy Video Of A Raccoon Getting Drunk!

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Somebody call this guy an Uber!

There's a new video making the rounds on YouTube of a raccoon stumbling around drunk after breaking into some boxes containing alcohol!

He can barely keep his balance, stumblin' and bumblin' through a tough night that is definitely going to become a tough morning. That hangover — we mean, have you ever seen a raccoon with bags under its eyes??

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Raccoons really do get into anything! Let's just hope the raccoon turned out to be okay — all that alcohol can't be good for that little body!

Ch-ch-check out the CRAZY video (below)!

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German Man Scans QR-Code On Ketchup Bottle, Gets A Phone Full Of Porn Instead!

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Step one: buy Ketchup. Step two: scan a QR-code. Step three: watch a porno?!

That's what happened to a German man when he picked up a bottle of Heinz ketchup this week!

The man, only identified as Daniel K., scanned a QR-code on a bottle of ketchup expecting to get more information on a design contest that was looking for customers to create their own labels.

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The only problem was, well, Heinz's ownership of the website for the contest had expired last year, and the bottle was a leftover one that had mistakenly been recently sold!

A porn site jumped into the gap, scooping up the site linked to the code and sending Daniel to the nudey abyss of the Internet with a site full of scantily clad women!

Daniel told Heinz about it on Facebook:

"Your ketchup really isn't for under-age people. Even if the bottle was a leftover, it's still in lots of households… It's incomprehensible that you didn't reserve the domain [web address] for one or two years. It really doesn't cost the Earth."

To their credit, Heinz apologized quickly, and even offered to send Daniel a bottle of ketchup printed with his own label — the thing he was trying to do when he scanned the code in the first place!

The Internet is a weird, weird place, y'all!

[Image via Bild.de.]

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Crazy!!! After Going Through A Divorce, A Man Literally Cut Everything He Owned In Half To Share With His Wife!

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You don't see this every day!

A German man going through a divorce decided to follow the terms of the breakup literally!

Instead of just splitting up property back and forth, the man decided to literally cut everything in half, and give his wife half of all his stuff!

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Apparently, he sent his wife the pieces she's owed, while he's selling his half of everything on eBay — and he even made a video of himself cutting everything apart!

Ch-ch-check out the crazy YouTube video (below):

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The Hottest, Most NSFW, & Just Plain CRAZIEST Excerpts From The New 50 Shades Of Grey Book!

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When we heard E.L James was writing another Fifty Shades of Grey book that would just be the same story, we were a little skeptical.

But when the book was released at midnight, we found out that getting everything from Christian's perspective is VERY different.

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It really is a whole new book.

A sick, twisted, sexy, cruel, disturbing new book!

We just had to share some of the craziest excerpts. But be warned, they are very NSFW! Read at your own risk:

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Oh Please, Donald Trump, Make This Country Great Again! The Donald's Presidential Bid Speech Was ABSURD And We've Got All The Crazy Quotes!

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The Donald is BACK, y'all!

The Apprentice star announced on Tuesday he is running for president of the United States!

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But since Donald Trump can't be taken entirely seriously, we've got the most absurd quotes from his speech for you! Ch-ch-check them out (below)!

Trump hates Obamacare, y'all, because the only way Obamacare works is if you are run over by farm equipment. No, seriously:

"Deductibles are through the roof, you have to get hit by a tractor — literally, a tractor — to use [Obamacare], because the deductibles are so high, it's worthless."

What happens if you live in a city?! Also, Trump believes "cheerleading" is the number one qualification for office:

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