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Duck Dynasty Becoming A Musical?? The Robertson Family Is Heading For The Stage!

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The Duck Commander Family Musical.

Let's just let that sink in a moment.

It might not make sense but it's still happening anyway: A&E's Duck Dynasty is heading to the stage!

The Duck Commander Family Musical is going to be based on the 2012 book The Duck Commander Family: How Faith, Family, and Ducks Built a Dynasty.

[ Related: Andrew Garfield Showed Up To Support Emma Stone At Cabaret Broadway Debut! ]

Jeff Calhoun, a Tony Award nominee, is attached to direct. Seriously.

What's confusing us is how the

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Twerking Girl Sharts Right In Her Pants On Camera — You Decide If It Smells Like A Hoax!

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We feel like ever since Jimmy Kimmel started making fake viral videos, our guard is now permanently up.

So when we found this video "from Russia" of a girl who has an accident while twerking… we immediately thought of Kimmel.

Seriously, like, everything about this video seems a little… stinky.

We mean, she just happens to be wearing white tights so the "poo brown" shows through really well. Yes, you can see it.

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Mama June Reveals The Father Of TWO Of Her Daughters IS A Sex Offender!!

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Mama June has been pretty much laying low since her sex offender scandal started.

Now she's realizing how serious things are and how curious/outraged the nation is, so she's opening up to the media.

We previously mentioned she sat down with Dr. Phil and explained how she's absolutely NOT dating sex offender Mark McDaniel, who went to jail for sexually abusing her daughter Anna "Chickadee" Cardwell.

[ Related: Uncle Poodle Saw Honey Boo Boo, Mama June AND Sex Offender Sleeping In The Same Bed?! ]

Well when Mama June sat down with Entertainment Tonight she revealed that the father of two of her daughters, Jessica "Chubs" Shannon, 17, and Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon, 14, IS a convicted sex offender!

And it's not Mark McDaniel!

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This Regatta Turned Into The Worst Day Ever For These Rowers — And You Can Watch It All Implode HERE!

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We've never seen a regatta so INTENSE!

A crazy incident happened in Riverhead, New York, this past weekend during their Snowflake Regatta — and it was NOT smooth sailing for these boat race speedsters!

[ Related: Get A NSFW First Look At The Warwick Rowing Team's Homophobia-Fighting Nude Calendar! You Just May Have A Stroke! ]

A LOT of accidents happened that resulted in tons of people being thrown overboard, a lot of curses being thrown around by the participants' parents, a lot of boats getting stuck in the water and/or running into each other, and at least one child getting hit in the head by an oar!

Oomph!

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Man Asks Woman To Turn Off Cell Phone In Movie Theater… So She MACED Him!!

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This is so crazy!!

A man met every moviegoer's arch enemy while at a TCL Chinese 6 screening in Hollywood.

The American Film Institute was screening Mr. Turner when the man asked a woman to stop using her cellphone in the theater. A reasonable request.

She didn't stop. After asking several more times, he tapped her on the shoulder. That's when things turned violent.

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This Woman Believes Monster Energy Drinks Hide Their Satanic Love In Plain Sight! She Might Just Convince You Too…

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But we hope not, because come on.

We think it's safe to assume you've at least heard of, if not actually tasted, a Monster energy drink.

Such is the reach of Satan's grasp…

According to this God-fearing, Christian woman at least! She's unraveled Monster's dark secret… an alliance with the dark prince!!

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Led Zeppelin Reunion Falls Apart When Frontman Robert Plant Tears Up Contract Worth HOW MANY HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS?!?!

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We always hear rumors that so-and-so is a diva or so-and-so is impossible to work with.

Well we guess the rumors about Led Zeppelin's frontman Robert Plant might have a grain of truth to them!

The aging rock-god apparently tore up an $800 MILLION contract for a reunion tour!

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