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Chocolate Instant Ramen Noodles: Gross? Amazing? Both??

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Let's talk about something important: foods we don't need but someone made anyway.

The topic? Chocolate! Yay! More specifically: chocolate ramen! Ew!!

Pot Noodle is a company who makes instant ramen noodles, and they've gone and ruined them with chocolate! This abomination is known as "dessert noodles" and they're called ChocNoodle.

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Cell Phone Talker Narrowly Avoids Losing His Legs By Jumping Over A Crashing Motorcycle At The Last Second! Then Keeps Talking LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

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Whoa! This dude seriously has super human reflexes!

At the Grand National Cross Country event at Powerline Park in St. Clairsville, Ohio, a man nearly lost his legs!

The man, Orange Hoodie Cell Phone Guy, is just causally talking on his phone, enjoying watching the event from the sidelines.

Until a bike loses control and slides right for him! And FAST!

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AWFUL! Teen Girl CUTS OFF Younger Friend's Fingers With An AXE As Sacrifice To Satan

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Alena Skrivankova is a 15-year-old girl from the Czech Republic who clearly has some serious issues.

One day, she took Jitka Svehlova, 10, to the woods, telling the young girl's parents they were going to play.

What happened next is almost unbelievable.

The teen tied the young girl to a tree and then

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Dancing BOOBS! Woman's Mozart Boob Dance Gets 3 Million Views In ONE DAY! You Should Probably Watch This Immediately!

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Sara X performs boob dance to Mozart!!

Wow… this is just… wow…

Sara X is a self described "tall, tattooed, weirdo with an offbeat sense of humor."

So we guess it might've been pretty normal for her to do what she did in her instantly viral video.

She found a public domain recording of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik from the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra's 1936 performance and put on a sexy bikini top.

Then it was show time. And boy did she put on a hell of a show!

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Taylor Swift's Cat Olivia Insulted By Comedy Legend John Cleese — Check Out The EPIC Shade Throwing HERE!

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John Cleese is like that one friend's grandpa who is just so old and crotchety he just says whatever he wants.

But no insults Taylor Swift… and NO ONE insults her cats!

While on The Graham Norton Show a picture of Taylor's cat Olivia popped up on screen and that's when it all went down.

Cleese just had to make a comment. He just had to say:

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Family Who Were Told Their Son Had Died Are Shocked To Find Him Alive And Well!

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Talk about a messed up situation!

Two parents from Alaska named Karen and Jay Priest were devastated to hear from Juneau police that their 29-year-old son Justin had died in a car crash, and the belief was that alcohol may have not been involved.

The two parents knew something was wrong when an Alaska State Trooper came to their door at 3am in the morning!

Here's what the mother Karen said:

"He knew right away, the dread. It's not good when a trooper knocks on your door at three o'clock in the morning."

But then they went to their son's longtime girlfriend's house on Thursday at 5:30 in the morning to tell her of the horrible news, they were shocked to find their son Justin opening up the door!

Here's what the mother said

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Miley Cyrus Sued After Sister Brandi's Dog Attacks A Model!!

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Oh no! Miley Cyrus is being sued!

A model, Yolande Ngom, claims to have been bitten by Brandi Cyrus' dog Feather.

The attack went down in Brandi's apartment building, which is owned by Miley's company, Smiley Miley, Inc.

So now everyone is getting sued!

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