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Another year, another celebrity painfully skewered by jokes at Comedy Central's annual roast!
Only it wasn't the roastee who received the bulk of the heat at this year's Roast of Rob Lowe!
On Monday night, the Parks and Recreation alum subjected himself to the comedic barbs from the likes of David Spade, Saturday Night Live's Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Jewel, and roast veteran Jeff Ross.
The actor certainly got roasted throughout the night, mostly for the 1988 sex tape he made with a 16-year-old girl — like when roastmaster Spade quipped:
"Rob starred in Austin Powers two 16 years ago. Can you believe that? 16? Or as Rob calls it, ‘18'… Rob has been called a comeback kid… sorry I read that wrong, he came on a kid's back."
While the 52-year-old took plenty of jabs — Davidson claimed doctors described him as "Gonorrhea patient zero" — it was one of Lowe's roasters Ann Coulter who took most of the abuse during the special.
The love and devotion one receives from a dog is free.
HOWEVER, the actual dog itself MAY cost you! Just ask Kylie Jenner!
The KUWTK star posted
This is FURocious!!!
The Aussie rapper went all out with her two-toned, teased bouffant, houndstooth pants, and extravagant fur coat.
She even kept a tight leash on her dalmatian while walking the red carpet! Perfect prop usage!
Luckily, Iggy is not in the business of skinning dogs for their coats, so that dalmatian was absolutely safe.
Check out more shots of the killer costume in the gallery (below)!
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Today's Fan Pets of the Day are…Milo and Tyson!!!
Teddyhilton.com reader Priya says she and her cutiez are SUPER big fans and her GORGEOUS pooches love them some doggie news!
my dog Milo (beagle mix) and his brother Tyson (dalmation) love when I read them articles! They love sleeping half the day and looking fabulous the other half.
Yes, yes and YES! We can totally tell these two stay fantabulous everywhere they go.
For realz, look at them! Too CUTEz!!!
Check out more pics of this ADORBZ pair (below) PRONTO!
SWEEEEEEEEET EMOTION! This is too CUTEz!!!
A spotted lamb in south Australia was in need of a mama and a dalmatian has taken up the charge!
We mean, for realzies…look at this cuteness (above)! IT'S RIDICK!!!!
Dogs don't see color and apparently, they don't see species either!
It's so sweet!
Ever see a baby elbow drop a dalmatian, just to play with an imaginary light???
Well, you won't see that here (thankfully!) but an aDORable baby-pooch combo have lots of fun while playing with a laser pointer.
The dalmatian may be a bit bigger than the babe but this kid's got MOXIE!
Watch (above) as these two have a ball with a red dot!