The X Factor UK judge has declared that the only reason she left the reality competition in the first place was to get away from "insignificant" co-judge Dannii Minogue, but Dannii's also the reason she's making a one season comeback.
Simon's newly released 'unofficial' biography Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell supposedly documents this sexual tryst in detail, and while the book has been out for many a hot second, Dannii is just now addressing the scintillating publication.
Justin and Selenita's hearts may be open for business again, but just about everything else in the McAllen, Texas is CLOSED because of them!
We already showed you pics of Justin Bieber and his on again, off again, Segway again ladylove Selena Gomez chillaxing deep in the heart of Texas earlier Friday morning, but that was only one phase of their all day outing!
They started off at Don Pepe's Mexican Restaurant and dropped over $150 on breakfast for them and four bodyguards. According to the owner's daughter, the Big Bieberoni ate huevos rancheros while Selena stuck with the chilaquiles!