Excited much?

Danny Bonaduce's 17-year marriage is ov-ah!

According to a new report, an LA judge signed off on the Bonaduce divorce decree.

But, the divorce will cost the old fire crotch a pretty penny!

As part of the separation agreement he has to pay $16,000 a month to his ex-wife, Gretchen, for spousal and child support.

The two will retain joint custody of their two children.

Also, it was revealed that documents signed by the divorce judge indicates the former child star still has faith in the whole notion of marriage.

FC's keeping the rights to sell a show called, The Next Mrs. Bonaduce.

That could be one of you!!!

Blah!

[Image via Brett Mickelson.]

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Remember when Howard Stern regular Bob Levy bitch slapped Danny Bonaduce a few months back?

Well…get ready cuz the shizz is about to be settled!

Reverend Bob has finally accepted Bonaduce's challenge to face him in the ring, PerezHilton.com has learned.

September 13th. Atlantic City. More details to come.

We're siding with the former child star on this one!

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Wow, we don't know who's more desperate.

Hulk Hogan going to Dlistville in order to make some more money or these Z-listers doing lame shit to get more fame.

It turns out that the Hulk is premiering a new reality show called Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

"Celebrities" such as Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Dustin "Screech" Diamond, and Dennis Rodman will be competing in the CMT's new show.

The celebs will compete to be named "Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion."

Oh, exciting!

They will win by competing in various challenges involving complex wrestling moves, how to work an audience, and trash-talking.

Also set to appear on the show will be Trishelle Cannatella from The Real World, heavyweight boxer ButterBean, Frank Stallone (yes, Sylvester's brother), Erin Murphy from Bewitched, 80's singer Tiffany, and some Playboy playmate.

What, was Adrianne Curry busy or something?

The series is set to premier this Fall.

Will U be watching?

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The CBS show Secret Talents of the Stars is getting the boot after only ONE episode aired this past Wednesday because the ratings reportedly sucked.

The first show featured Star Trek's George Takai singing, hip hop star Mya tap dancing and country crooner Clint Black doing stand up.

Did CBS really think people would tune into that over the big American Idol gives back show?

Sadly, we now won't get to see the episode showcasing Danny Bonaduce's circus skills.

[Image via Brett Mickelson.]

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"TWO girls I kissed turned out to be gay. I kissed Jodie Foster. She played my girl on The Partridge Family, and look what happened."

- Danny Bonaduce tells Penthouse magazine

And, just for shitz and gigglez, as always, CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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Danny Bonaduce has been kicked off the Adam Carolla show!

For the past year, the buffed-up firecrotch has been a co-host on the nationally syndicated radio program. But no more.

We're told that tension between Bonaduce and Carolla led to his firing. However, as a consolation, Danny will get his own show during the afternoon, not as desirable as a morning slot, on a local CBS affiliate in Los Angeles.

Demotion!!!

And, just for shitz and gigglez and because we can't get enough……

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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Danny Bonaduce doesn't mind too much that we posted pics of his baby dick.

The former Patridge Family actor asked Perez to appear on his new cartoon - in which he plays a life coach.

Click here to watch P-Nasty's episode.

The results are far funnier than you'd expect!

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Danny Bonaduce is upset about these pics we ran of his baby dick.  So he's gonna do something about it!

The Firecrotch will be revealing all in an upcoming issue of Penthouse to "redeem his manhood."

You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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Danny Bonaduce as a life coach?

Yup, the recovering alcoholic needs a paycheck and his latest gig has him giving tips to strangers.

The former TV star is working on a show to air online and on cell phones and on Tuesday he did a little stunt to publicize his new endeavor.

What advice would he give to Britney????

Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!

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