Before there was Adam Lambert, there was Danny Noriega.

The flamboyant singer was his very gay self on American Idol season 7, though - sadly - he didn't make it as far as Glambert did.

Well, Princess Daniela has just come out with his very first single, and it looks like he produced the song himself and shot the video too! In other words, this shiz is LOW BUDGET.

But, having said that, it's not totally shiteous. It's just throughly mediocre gay dance crap.

It coulda been worse!

Check out Noriega's 24/7 (above).

Thoughts???

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Rosie O'Donnell is currently at sea with hundreds of gay and lesbian families, and the R Family Vacations hostess with the mostess brought along some of her favorites homos for the special occasion, including….

Ross "The Intern" Matthews, Ant and recently cast-off Idol contestant Princess Daniela Noriega Alba de Mancha.

Check out all their fagulosity above!

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Princess Daniela Alba was on Ellen today.

Click here to check out her appearance!

P.S. All kidding aside…

Dany performed an EXQUISITE rendition of one of our favorite songs of all time, The Carpenters's Superstar.

Such a shame he didn't get to compete longer!

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Danny Noriega has made a new video for all his "fans."

There must not be that many of them cuz he was voted off American Idol way too soon, but we still love her!

Click here to check out Princesa's vid.

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We're not the only ones sad to see Princess Daniela Alba leave American Idol far too early.

Rosie O'Donnell loves Danny Noriega too, and she's got a proposition for him!

Check it out (above).

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THIS is why we're loving Princess Daniela Alba on American Idol!

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