Burn him! Burn the witch with fire!!!
LOLz, JK, no witches here!!
Just master illusionist David Blaine mutilating himself in front of the world's greatest entertainers!
He took his wizardry to ABC for last night's David Blaine: Real or Magic? special and performed a slew of gruesome tricks in front of our favorite celebz!
For example, David let Woody Harrelson watch on as Kanye West impaled his hand with an ice pick! Oooh, Haymitch, we never realized you were such a voyeur!
Will Smith and his fabulous family joined in on the fun, too!
Ready to see Aaron Paul & Bryan Cranston freak the f*ck out?! The Breaking Bad buddies def lose their shiz in the clip (above)!
The absolute worst, though, is the trick he performs for Ricky Gervais!
If you're sure you're not squeamish, you can ch-ch-check out the "Ewwww!" inducing clip…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Have you been begging to see Katy Perry's mind melt and then blow right in front of your very eyes??
Beg no more, because David Blaine has just shattered her existence!
What starts out as a little glass-eating soon turns into pulling a 'rabbit' out of her hat — and by 'hat' we mean 'purse.' And by 'rabbit' we mean… well, you'll just have to watch the INCREDIBALLZ clip (above)!
It's pretty much worth it, and it's quick — just like the end of your prom night! LOLz!
Just kidding! Be safe, teens! Leave the magic making to David!
P.S. — Did U see Katy's new music video? Peep dat shizz HERE!
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis definitely know the difference between a magic trick and a murder trick!
The Hollywood super couple recently got a super unexpected visit from magician David Blaine who was in their neighborhood and decided to pop in for a few illusions.
The master of endurance somehow coached the couple in how to hold their breaths for more than 4 minutes! But David wasn't done yet. He wanted to show them just how long his lungs could go without oxygen!
Olivia explained to David Letterman last night that Blaine actually asked her and Jason to hold him under water for 15 minutes!!!
“He wanted us to hold him under water for 15 minutes. The best was, he said, ‘It doesn’t matter if I’m thrashing, if I’m begging for my life, you can’t let me up. You just have to hold me down.’”
Umm, can't we just stick to the coin behind the ear trick? This sounds WAY too dangerous!
After Blaine asked how long it would take to get a Medivac helicopter to the house, Olivia and Jason knew they wanted NOTHING to do with this and refused to be a part of the trick!
What the what?!?
Only THE David Blaine could come up with an idea to nearly drown himself to death and then think, "ta da!"
Press PLAY below to watch Olivia recall the whole MAGICAL afternoon she spent with the illusionist!
[Images via WENN.]
And who doesn't?
David Blaine captivated New York audiences all weekend by standing on a platform between two tesla coils pumping his body full of electricity for three days straight!
The amazing act of endurance, titled Electrified: One Million Volts, captured the attention of two notable NYC visitors who go by the name of Woody Harrelson and Alicia Silverstone.
Both actors were spotted at Pier 54 with their significant others by their side and a witness said:
Danger! Danger! High voltage!
Every few years, illusionist David Blaine does something incredibly dangerous and the world marvels over how the dude survived!!
Is he a legit wizard? A cyborg? A demi-god? We don't know!
We do know he plans to
stun shock us again in just a few days!
stunt feat, Electrified: One Million Volts puts the magician in the midst of a
David Blaine has a trick up his sleeve for just about any occasion.
The illusionist was pulled over by a New York City police cruiser because he was cruising around on a BMW motorcycle with no license plate!
While the lot of us would have drove off with a ticket, he somehow managed to
hypnotize sweet talk the cop out of fining him and just got a handshake instead.
We've seen Blaine pull off more impressive feats, but we're always jealous of anyone who can successfully talk their way out of an annoying citation — especially when they don't have boobs! Ha!
[Image via Splash News.]