Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
*** SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE AHS GORE JUST YET, STOP READING NOW!***
Did you nearly pass out over all the blood and terror in American Horror Story: Freak Show's premiere last night?!
We're not sure fans were completely prepared for the death and creeptasticness Ryan Murphy has thought up — but he started the season off with a bang!
There were multiple deaths, the scariest clown we've ever seen and a plethora of freaks to haunt all our dreams!!
While it's too daunting to recount every skin crawling moment from episode 1, allow us to recap 5 freaky moments in fantastically vivd GIFs!
We love absolutely everything about this.
Rita wore a black leather onesie paired with a studded, leather Union Jack jacket on stage, and she really looked like a true rockstar.
But, before Rita even had the chance to get on stage and sing, Justin, next to co-presenter Lara Stone, sure did make the most of his introduction.
On top of flubbing through most of his scripted lines, Justin also stripped down to his Calvin Klein undies and was promptly booed by the concert-goers who were clearly there more for the fashion, and less for his antics.
As part of NYFW, Fashion Rocks is an annual event that pairs the hottest designers with current musical guests to raise money for charity.
Anyway, we're just glad Rita got to shine both musically, and in the fashion department!
Ch-ch-check out Rita Ora wow the crowd after Justin sets the bar pretty low (below)!!!
While Jay raps along to his hit H to the Izzo, a gallery of celebrity mugshots plays in the background (below), and it includes Justin Bieber!
Well, reportedly later on in the show, Bey referred back to the mugshots and said:
“Even the greatest can fall.”
People automatically went nuts, saying that Queen Bey shaded The Biebs, but wait a minute… she just called him the greatest, didn’t she?!
Sounds like it was just a comment in general, and not necessarily about Bieber specifically.
Ch-ch-check out the video of the mugshots (below), and tell us what YOU think
Left: Robert Pattinson at a screening for his new flick The Rover in Sydney, Australia!
Right: Ben Stiller showing his best runway face in Zoolander!
Both dudes are serving up a serious helping of Blue Steele for the cameras, but which actor would win in a walk off?!
GAHDAM, where's David Bowie when we need him!
What a transformation!
In March's issue, the New Zealand-born 17-year-old dishes on her favorite fashion icons — and the answers aren't that shocking…
Considering many of her looks are obviously inspired by these two couture odd balls!
This was a no-brainer! If David Bowie is up for something, he better win!
And he DID! He just won Best British Male Solo Artist at the 2014 BRIT Awards!!
We are so happy for him, even though he couldn't be there in person to accept the award.
Can we just make a category at every award show for David Bowie and have him win it? No matter if it's for music, acting, etc.?
That would be just great!
NME is always on the cutting edge when it comes to music, especially in the UK.
Find out who else is the best, and apparently the worst…AFTER THE JUMP!!!