What is this guy's damage?
Be sure to ch-ch-check out the footage from the scene for yourself (below)!
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The fourth installment of SyFy's cringeworthy Sharknado series came back in full force on Sunday — and there was no shortage of incredibly ridiculous moments, celebrity cameos, and Star Wars references in The 4th Awakens!
Like its three predecessors, the film had plenty of off-the-wall moments that had no logical reason whatsoever — but this go-round really kicked up the craziness to a whole new level!
Ian Ziering returned as our favorite shark-fighter Fin Shepard, now living on a farm in Kansas raising his young son who believes his mother was a shark.
The heroes have a new team of allies — and returning badass David Hasselhoff — to take on the Sharknados, in addition to Sandnados, Bouldernados, Lightningnados, and Firenados! Yikes!
But the various nados don't compare in laughability to the wacky guest stars — from Carrot Top playing an Uber driver (by far the most realistic part of the film), to Gilbert Gottfried playing a storm chaser, and some of the Real Housewives playing astrophysicists.
Ch-ch-check out the most HIGHlarious moments from Sharknado 4 (below)!
Last month we told you legal docs in David Hasselhoff's spousal support war with ex-wife Pamela Bach claimed the actor's well had run dry after having to pay Pamela $21K a month — allegedly leaving him with less than $4K in the bank! Whoa!
Well now, the two have agreed for the Baywatch star to pay just $10,000 a month to the 52-year-old to whom he was marred from 1989 to 2006 and shares two adult daughters.
Sounds like Pam cut her former husband a break!
It's still a sh*t ton of moola — and supposedly more than he has saved — but it's a hell of a lot better than what it was!
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Could David Hasselhoff really be this broke?
According to legal docs in David's spousal support war with ex-wife Pamela Bach, the actor has less than $4K in the bank. D.H. claims his hefty spousal support payments (girl gets $225K a year), lack of work, and other expenses has bled him dry.
Oh no! How did Hoff's star manage to drop so low?
While Hasselhoff cops to having $1.79 million in real estate, savings, jewelry, art, and cars, he alleges this money is running out FAST. Even though he makes about $112K a month, $66K goes to his expenses while the remaining cash goes to Pamela.
As for Bach's side of the story, she vows the 63-year-old is worth more than $120 million and that he has properties all over the world. David's ex also reasons he's consistently working despite claims to the contrary.
It's definitely a confusing case of he said/she said, especially since the Baltimore native JUST got engaged and will also star in the upcoming Baywatch movie. Not to mention the celeb just snagged a new reality show, Hoff The Record.
The battling exes will face off in court at the end of the month. It's unclear at this point who will come out victorious in this mess.
While we're a tad worried for the poppa, we think he'll ultimately make it like a True Survivor…
Congrats are in order for David Hasselhoff!
The 63-year-old actor is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Hayley Roberts after five years of dating. How exciting!
According to Hello magazine, the former Baywatch star popped the question during a romantic beach-side picnic in Malibu.
The 36-year-old blonde bombshell said of the big surprise:
"We were both in tears … I genuinely had no idea he was going to do that. I'm still overwhelmed."
Hasselhoff gushed that he can't live without his bride-to-be:
Grab your nearest flotation device, because this is NOT a drill!
Will Pamela Anderson be heading back to the bay or not!?
The big-screen reboot has been trying to bait the OG lifeguard babe for quite a while. Last month, Pam admitted she would love to reprise her role in the film — if the production offered her a "more respectable" paycheck.
Well, it looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson made the bombshell an offer she couldn't refuse — because the actress is now OFFICIALLY on board!
On Thursday, The Rock made the announcement on his Instagram, calling her character CJ Parker "one of the most iconic characters of a generation," sharing:
David Hasselhoff is in quite the financial bind!
According to legal docs, David is requesting a judge to put a stop to his expensive monthly alimony payments to his ex-wife Pamela Bach. The two divorced in 2006 after seventeen years of marriage and raising two daughters together.
Here's the crazy part — while spousal support is typically awarded to people who have trouble working (think Brian Austin Green's vertigo issue in his divorce from Megan Fox), Pamela has received $21,000 a MONTH for TEN YEARS despite her ability to find a job.
Ms. Bach once worked as an actress and a successful producer so it's a tad confusing why she needs such a big chunk of change… especially since the couple's two girls are legal adults.
To make matters more complicated, the actor claims his annual income of $112,000 a year isn't enough to cover the monthly payments in addition to his own expenses. D.H. also claims the hefty support is draining his retirement fund, making it impossible for him to quit working anytime soon.
What's interesting is that David has been more than generous to Pam over the years — he even bailed her out of jail back in 2009 when she was busted for a DUI!
Hopefully the 52-year-old and his ex will be able to work this situation out sooner than later. This predicament has gone on long enough!
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In an interview with Jenny McCarthy, Pam's former Baywatch costar got candid about viewing a certain x-rated video. You know, the infamous '90s sex tape starring Anderson and her ex-husband Tommy Lee.
When asked if he had taken a gander at the seXXXy display, the Hoff exclaimed:
"No. No! Because I knew her. It was like watching my freaking sister. No I couldn't. Did you watch it?"
Ha! Makes sense… the two did work together for five years, after all!
Unlike the actor, Jenny copped to curiosity getting the best of her despite having a friendship with Pam:
"I knew her. I loved it! But I'm crazy David."
Well, "crazy" is one way to put it, McCarthy!
All we can say is, it's good to hear David didn't view the tape. Can you imagine how awkward things would have been on the set!
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