Oh no, we're just crying from laughing so hard. That's all.
It's not that the first trailer for the documentary about Saturday Night Live legend and gone-too-soon star Chris Farley is breaking our young hearts all over again…
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With interviews from friends David Spade, Adam Sandler, Bob Saget, and Dan Aykroyd — who witnessed the whirlwind tragedies of both Farley and John Belushi firsthand — the film feels like one of the most personal we've ever seen.
Ch-ch-check it out (above) but be prepared for the feels.
Time travel?! What in tarnation!
David Spade, err — Joe Dirt found himself in a bit of a pickle this time around, but it was kind of out of his hands, so to speak! LOLz!
Life was good for Joe after the first film ended, but things took a terrible turn when a tornado hit the area he was living in!
When the storm finally ended, JD found himself in another time zone and things basically get crazier from there!
Watch the trailer (above)!
Last week, we reported that ESPN news anchor Britt McHenry was suspended after footage of her being exceptionally rude to a towing company worker leaked online.
Now it seems that other stars have followed suit. Footage has leaked online of David Spade freaking out at a parking attendant!
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Okay, so it's not real — it's a FunnyOrDie sketch spoofing the Britt McHenry tirade. But this clip is HIGHlarious!
Spade grows frustrated trying to get his Ford Focus, and he's pulling out the celebrity card to get what he wants.
The actor talks about his famous connections, his Instagram followers, and sequels of past hits — he even throws shade at Kylie Jenner!
Ch-ch-check out the NSFW clip (below) to see the epic reveal of who the parking attendant is!
This is nuckin' futs!
Whoops. Wrong movie!
We knew David Spade was bringing us a sequel to his 2001 cult comedy Joe Dirt, but getting to see it in action just makes us so elated.
The 50-year-old comedian teamed up with Crackle to make Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, and the teaser trailer finally dropped on Tuesday!
We don't know too much about the movie yet, aside from the fact that Brittany Daniel and Christopher Walken are going to reprise their roles from the original, and that it will come out on July 16th.
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Plus, you won't even have to wait for the sequel to his theaters, because thanks to Crackle, you can stream Joe Dirt into any room in your home.
Talk about convenience!
Ch-ch-check out the first teaser trailer for Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (above)!!!
David Spade just announced that he's reprising his role as Joe Dirt for a sequel!
David posted the above pic to his Instagram on Monday confirming both the movie, and the return of his signature mullet.
And this isn't just a movie 14 years in the making, it's actually making history, too!
In the early 2000s, Jenny McCarthy played a transgender character on the HIGHlarious sitcom Just Shoot Me.
Who knew that years later she would admit that she related so much to that particular role and that it was actually one of her favorite characters to portray!
The Dirty, Sexy, Funny SiriusXM radio host opened up about how much the role of Brandi (formerly known as Burt) made her feel at home.
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Jenny said of the TV role:
It’s not often that we get to see this little cutie but we love when we do!
David Spade co-parents his baby girl Harper with Playboy model Jillian Grace, and they've kept their little girl far away from the spotlight.
But it was our lucky day this year because the blondie made an appearance on her dad’s Twitter! He shared the pic (above), saying:
“Me on easter, hangin with my Peeps. Harper and mom”
Aww! Sounds like the perfect holiday to us!
Though, we would have definitely taken the opportunity to call her ‘Hopper’ on this bunny-rific day! Ha!
Just look at that cute smile!
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[Image via David Spade/Twitter.]