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The Tech Guy Leo Laporte Accidentally Shows A Penis Photo During His Live Tech Program! See The Awkward Moment HERE!

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Nice pics of your family… jewels that is!

Leo Laporte, a gadget man who hosts a few various internet and TV talk shows has tried to be a friendly face to help people get comfortable with technology.

Well this week he maybe got a little too comfortable and gave us a not-so-family-friendly show when he accidentally showed off an NSFW dick pick (see the video below).

[ Related: Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane! Check It Out HERE! ]

It happened during his Sunday, May 24th of The Tech Guy show when he attempted to show off Apple's new photo app.

Laporte went through the features as any mundane tech help video would when he made the mistake and clicked on his photo library. Laporte brought up all of his imported images — you know, family, friends, holidays and the occasional erect penis…

Laporte was asked what happened with the gaffe and he claimed:

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Harry Styles Has A HUGE Penis & Ed Sheeran Confirms It!

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Praise to the ginger Jesus!

Bruh. Ed Sheeran is probably the worst friend you can have in the industry, because he just spills secrets left and right!

Remember when he revealed why he was laughing his ginger butt off at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?! It was all because of Ariana Grande's joke about loving big black balls!

Yeah, how could you forget a gemstone like that?!

[ Related: Ed Gives Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris' Relationship The Seal Of Approval! ]

Well, thanks to Mr. Sheeran, we now know why all the ladies are so smitten with Harry Styles, and it has nothing to do with his huge vocal range. LOLz!

In a recent interview with a New Zealand magazine, the singer-songwriter received a pretty cheeky question from a fan.

He laughed as he read:

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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

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Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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"Selfie" Beats Out "Twerk" For Word Of The Year!!

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What an honor!!

While Miley Cyrus started the twerk movement this year and brought the dance craze along with the world into every household around the world, it seems as if that wasn't enough for "twerk" to be declared the word of the year!

The people at Oxford Dictionary chose the word "selfie" to bestow the honor of being the International Word of the Year!

Although there were a number of terminologies added to the Oxford Dictionary this year, one of the requirements for a word to be considered Word of the Year is that it has to "attract a great deal of interest during the year to date."

Well, we think the word "selfie" has a number of celebrities to thank, starting with Kim Kardashian who set the whole world abuzz with her infamous post-baby selfie!

The world "Selfie" is defined as:

A photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media.

The word first started gaining momentum in 2002 and it just became a part of everyone's every day vocabulary since then!

We wonder how many times the word "selfie" is used in a day!

Everyone should take a selfie in honor of the word today!

P.S. CLICK HERE for the gallery, "Twerk! Selfie! Emoji! 18 Celebrity Examples Of New Additions To Oxford Dictionary!"

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The Dictionary Just Got A Whole Lot Sassier!

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Oxford Dictionary Adds New Words

Our beloved book of the English word just made room for 400 new additions.

Some of the words chosen to reside among 'reciprocity' and 'tenacious' are:

Noob — That's the noob at work. Nobody really knows what his story is.

Woot — I defeated the dark prince! w00t!

Sexting —

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NBA Player Dumps Fiance Night Before $2 Million Wedding!

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At least Jessica Simpson never had to deal with this BS!!!!!

Spurs forward Richard Jefferson dumped his fiance, former Nets dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols, the day before their $2 million Manhattan wedding.

Although Kesha immediately called her family and friends to cancel, Jefferson waited until two hours before the planned ceremony to notify his friends.

"He called about two hours before the wedding. It was nuts," said a Jefferson source. "He never showed up at the hotel, but all his boys were there. He gave his best friend the Black Amex (credit card) for the night."

He should have handed the card over to his ex-fiance to make amends for effing her over!!!!!

Nichols did check into the swank Mandarin Oriental in Columbus Circle on what would have been the day and location of her wedding. She was upgraded to a suite on the 45th floor with a king-sized bed and a Central Park view.

Be strong, bb!

It's nothing a mini bar and a hot new man can't fix!!!!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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