In preparing for his countdown to irrelevancy (aka his 40th birthday), Diddy is promising "the party of the century" to celebrate the four decades of his life on Thursday.

The party, which will be at the Plaza Hotel's Grand Ballroom in NYC, will evoke a "fantasy dreamland" courtesy of event planner Bronson Van Wyck. Festivities will include a fashion installation, labyrinth, performance art and a display by "wizard of light" Bentley Meeker, who promises the lighting will become "dimmer and sexier," punctuated by a "blizzard of light."

Is that some sort of 40-year old mojo symbolism?!

Guests include Queen Latifah, Russell Simmons, Spike Lee, Zac Posen, Lil' Kim and a "very special" musical guest.

We're sure the "very special" Diddy will be giving a "very special" performance at his "very expensive special" birthday!

Where's our invite?!

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Sort of.

The New York Times ran an article about actress Sienna Miller dubbing her "Serial Miller" in reference to her many, MANY high-profile romances including Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But they named two others that Sienna denies having more than a friendship with and they corrected the "mistake":

"An article…about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them."

Sluttyiena is in New York starring alongside Jonny Lee Miller in After Miss Julie. She says of being in the show:

"I underestimated that a play like this requires incredible concentration, which is something that doesn’t come naturally to me. And I’m struggling with stamina and endurance. I’m not fit enough, and I’ve had to join a gym. I wake up every morning sounding like Marge Simpson and looking like something out of Gremlins."

WOOF, sounds awful! Miller also commented on her highly-documented missteps in the media:

"I’m more frivolous. I haven’t been as bright in some of the decisions I’ve made. Keira [Knightley] is just a more evolved person. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it."

At least she admits to making stupid choices such as dating married people for example!

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While filming 106 & Park, Diddy accidently hurled a $20,000 ring into a crowd and in his attempt to get it back, alienated every person in that NYC venue.

He held 160 audience members hostage while he ordered security to frisk them, making them feel like common criminals.

"He ain't getting' it back," one witness said. "Someone pocketed that, and they probably took it to the nearest jeweler."

But, Diddy started the ca$h madness!!!

At the beginning of the show, the rapper and his new group, Dirty Money were seen tossing around wads of fake $100 bills and it was discovered that some real money was mixed in.

"The audience went wild," said BET spokeswoman Marcy Polanco. "We were like, 'Oh, my God!'"

It's a recession! We're not surprised!

"As he was throwing the money out to the audience, his ring flew off," Polanco said.

That brings the LOLs!

Dems the breaks!

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Diddy is partnering up with BlackBook magazine for an iPhone app featuring a guide chock-full of Diddy's favorite restaurants, clubs and shops nationwide, complete with editorial reviews.

Diddy joins Bravo, The CW and Modern Luxury who all have their own versions of the BlackBook guide and BlackBook's plan is to launch "hundreds of them."

To promote the new app, Diddy is appearing on the cover of the October issue. It's all part of the company's plan to expand their guidebook brand to the mobile media world.

Whose BlackBook do U want to see?

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The night wouldn't have been a complete success without Diddy doing something, right?

Well apparently he caused all sorts of crazy following Sunday's VMAs.

After partying it up at NYC's 1Oak, Diddy made his way out to the middle of 17th St and quickly found himself surrounded by a huge crowd. An onlooker said "It was absolute chaos".

It's Diddy! What did you expect!?

The Bad Boy was asked by an undercover cop to go back to the club, but of course he wasn't having it.

Things got so out of control, the NYPD shut down 17th St between 9th and 10th Ave.

Diddy eventually made his way out with Jay-Z and Rihanna quickly getting it out of the club too.

Always looking out for his RiRi, Jay put her into a car before being bombarded by crazy fans.

We're glad RiRi got out of there before any serious shiz went down.

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At least her and Diddy have an arrest record in common!

Sara Stokes, a former singer on MTV's Making the Band 2 was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence last week at her home in Moreno Valley, CA.

Diddy's protege fell while she stormed out of the house following a fight with her husband. After she accused him of causing the bruise to her face, the crazy bitch grabbed a knife and stabbed her husband while her three kids watched.

The district attorney is currently deciding whether to charge her!

WTF?!

Stokes' lawyer states, "Sara and Tony have a very passionate and loving relationship that on August 2, while having an evening of fun, she slipped and fell, hitting her head heavily on the ground and somehow in the process of helping her Tony got injured."

Passionate and loving a la Sid and Nancy!!!

Someone take those kids away from her!

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Sorry guys!

Diddy and Lil' Wayne's new albums have gone the way of Mimoo's!

Both Diddy's and Wayne's albums (as well as Mariah's) have been pushed back!

Lil' Wayne's much anticipated Rebirth was supposed to come out on June 23rd, but yeah, that didn't happen! Wayne's label has yet to announce a new release date for the rock album.

Diddy claims he's delayed the release of Last Train to Paris because it's "Jay-Z time and Drake time," but isn't that just narcissistic-tinged way of saying he can't compete with either???

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Diddy's in debt!

The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy owes the IRS a damaging… $7,373 in back taxes?

Diddy probs drops seven grand a day on gas for his wave runners and pool noodles for his backyard BBQ parties!

Anyway, back in 2007, the producer turned rapper turned vodka mogul underpaid the federal tax for his Atlanta based Caribbean restaurant, Justin's, after what Diddy's people believe was an address snafu.

Apparently the IRS was mailing the biz papers to an address Combs hadn't used in almost 10 years!

Upon finding out about the debt, Diddy reportedly cut a check for the proper amount which, should be arriving to the IRS shortly, according to his rep.

Gotta keep on top of that shiz!

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We can't wait till 'Nye gets word!

At Diddy's July 4th White Party, Chris Brown was reportedly spotted making out with Kanye West's on/off girlfriend, Amber Rose, according to the NY Daily News.

She gets around!

Brown, who was there with a fugly teenage RiRi look-alike, Teyana Taylor, started dancing with Amber until the pair found a couch in the backyard of the mansion.

Real smooth!

"They were holding hands and making out in the shadows," said a witness. "She had her hand on his leg."

The douchebag and famewhore left separately.

Something tells us we have not heard the end of this!

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