Archive for the 'Diddy' Category

Was anyone else slightly bewildered when Diddy took to Twitter yesterday to announce that he had joined the season four cast of the universally acclaimed PBS period drama Downton Abbey?!

Seriously! We had NO idea what to make of it when the rapper wrote:

Uh-oh!!!

Sean Combs has Been Around the World, but sometimes the scariest place to drive is West Hollywood!

Diddy was dropped off at Soho House today by his bodyguard, but minutes after leaving the rapper at the ultra-exclusive club something HORRIBLE happened!

El Lay Sheriffs pulled over the bodyguard and Puff Daddy's $500K Maybach, approaching the vehicle with their guns drawn!

Cops then ordered the bodyguard and a passenger out of P. Diddy's vehicle, made them lay on the ground, and searched the car for guns and contraband!

Ruh Roh! The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy is NOT going to be too happy about this!

Four original members of the reality television formed girlgroup Danity Kane — Aubrey O'Day, Shannon Bex, Dawn Richard, and Aundrea Fimbres — recently met up in Los Angeles for a business lunch to talk about a potential business reunion as well…

And Diddy was nowhere in sight!

In fact, the man who brought the girls together and then FIRED all of them (except Dawn Richard) is apparently NOT involved in the reunion at all, and when the ladies were asked where he was, they cheekily responded:

Ke$ha partied it up in vegas over the weekend with some funky shades, glittery shoes (obvi), and a lonnnng ombre pony!!

The pop star hit up the Hakkasan restaurant and nightclub, where she posed for some seksi pics by the bar.

After her night of poppin’ bottles and whatnot, the singer tweeted her appreciation!

She wrote:

This is going to be a messy breakup.

Rumors have been rampant that Mariah Carey was getting the boot, but now we're hearing that American Idol will be kicking its entire judging panel to the reality TV curb.

Say "Hi" to Britney Spears for us! LOLz (just kidding.. love you Brit Brit)

But SERIOUSLY.

Mariah, Keith Urban, Nicki Minaj, and MAYBE EVEN Randy Jackson will be replaced in an effort to boost AI's sinking ratings.

A source close to production said:

It's cool, y'all — they've got a plan!

SPOILER ALERT: It's weaker than a watered down cup of decaf!

Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, and the other A-list "swatting" victims can theoretically relax because the El Lay Pee Dee is on the case!!

But how does the po-po intend to stop malicious pranksters from phoning in fake emergencies at celeb mansions in an effort to trick S.W.A.T. teams into charging in, guns-a-blazin'?

Cmdr. Andrew Smith revealed the forces brilliant new directive

Hot new couple alert!