Looks like not everyone is part of the Beyhive.
Dina Lohan News Archive
Kris Jenner Files Paperwork To Be The Only Momager In Hollywood! Will She Get Her Way?! Details HERE!
What the what?!
It seems Kris Jenner wants to be the only momager in Hollywood — and will do anything to get her way.
Reportedly, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians matriarch has filed paperwork to trademark the epithet in the entertainment world.
This simply means that anyone who wants to use the HIGHlarious descriptor would need her permission or else she could SUE them! WHOA!
LOLz! And who can blame her?! When you think momager you think definitely think Kim Kardashian West's momma.
And we think she really could win this one — she's already
Michael Lohan's Kids Are EXPENSIVE! He Owes So Much Child Support A Judge Will Let Him Pay In Installments!
That's a lot of ca$$$h!
Michael Lohan is no stranger to judges, and one has taken mercy on Lindsay Lohan's father. He reportedly owed around $15,500 in back child support, but is now on an installment plan to make things right.
The first check he wrote to ex Dina Lohan was for $9,500, and he'll fork over the other $6,000 out over time. The judge is letting Michael pay $1,500 a month until his debt is gone. The good news is that after paying the first big chunk of moolah, Mr. Lohan's passport and driver's license were both reinstated.
Originally, he argued that he paid his kids their child support directly because he didn't trust Dina with the money, but the judge didn't believe that.
Hopefully these installments won't be a problem now.
[Image via WENN.]
Kate Major Lohan Is Arrested For Allegedly Attacking Michael Lohan — But Lindsay's Dad Is Saying It's All Dina Lohan's Fault!
Here we go again!
On Thursday night, Kate Major Lohan was arrested for allegedly attacking her husband Michael Lohan in what is being described as an alcohol-induced assault!
According to Lindsay Lohan's father, it all started when his wife came home from picking up dinner and was visibly drunk.
The two got into an argument that eventually turned physical when Major allegedly scratched the 54-year-old down his back!
He called police at 7:02 p.m. where officials said the 32-year-old was beyond intoxicated and described her speech to be slurred, her eyes bloodshot, and her face red and flushed.
Kate admitted to law enforcement that she was indeed drinking, claimed that Michael accused her of cheating, and then accused Dina Lohan's ex of grabbing her by the throat!
However, cops saw no visible injuries, and in a bizarre twist, she then "scratched her throat area in an attempt to create red marks."
Michael Lohan Fights Back At Dina Lohan's Claims That He's a Dead Beat Dad! Check Out Mike's Evidence & Response HERE!
Michael Lohan is fighting back!
Just days after Dina Lohan's damaging court case against Michael for backed child support, the Long Island native is firing back with evidence to support his claim that he's NOT a dead beat dad.
Despite reports of a judge threatening Mike with jail time and a revoked license, Lindsay Lohan's dad says none of it ever happened. In fact, Lohan claims he always has supported his children. Instead of paying Dina through the courts, Kate Major's man alleges he chose to pay his kids directly.
The poppa of seven explained:
"My lawyer has a copy of the $30,000 check I gave to Dina, which was supposed to be used for Cody's down payment for his truck. She spent $20,000 of it and never reported that to child support, so I had to give Cody another $20,000. That's $50,000 she never reported! She lied about everything."
Hmm. Considering Mike has been in this space before, we're not sure what to believe.
Hopefully Mr.Lohan is doing what's right by his kids…they're what's most important in this situation!
According to insiders, the 52-year-old matriarch is trying to sell off her daughter's possessions — including her clothing, furniture, and artwork — on the Internet and to friends, all without her permission!
When the Mean Girls actress was filming her docuseries Lindsay for Oprah's network in 2013, she brought all of her belongings to her mother's apartment in New York.
Fast forward to now, Dina believes the property now belongs to her and has a right to make a profit!
Just when it looked like they may have been starting to get along…
Lindsay Lohan has been living in London, away from the US press, and she's very happy with her life there. That's why she was upset when mother Dina Lohan called and said she'd be coming to the UK too, explaining they could spend more time together!
Dina is reportedly looking to join the Celebrity Big Brother UK cast and was excited to tell Lindsay about it on Thursday, but LiLo started screaming at Dina, saying that she had no right to come to London because that was where Lindsay had gone to escape fame, not help her mom find it.
There were also some angry texts involved too.
Basically, Linds thinks bad luck and bad influence follows her mom around and she wants no part of it, but Dina says Lindsay can't keep her away from an entire country!
[Image via WENN.]
Patti Stanger has got her work cut out for her this time!
The Millionaire Matchmaker had Dina Lohan on her show, and as you probably guessed, it was dramarama!
From the beginning there was trouble, when Dina reportedly commanded $25,000 just to be on the show, and then another $10,000 for a nip-tuck before she'd go on-air.
Then, at the mixer, Dina stormed out, saying:
"I'm calling Lindsay [Lohan] and getting the f*ck out of here right now… I'm out of here. I'm not doing this. Turn my mic off right the f*ck now. I am f*cking out of here."
Meanwhile, Patti is trying to woo her lovelorn client back, telling Dina that the guys in there were "lovely" and "have real jobs." Both VERY important traits in mates!
In the episode, Dina also reveals that she and husband Michael Lohan married young, after only six months because she "always wanted to marry young and have kids young."
Well, dreams do come true… You can see that revelation and who her celeb crush is (below).
Ch-ch-check it out on Sunday, March 29 at 10pm ET/PT on Bravo!