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Lydia To Act Like Lohan

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanFilm FlickersDina LohanLydia Hearst

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Model Lydia Hearst's landed her first mayjah movie gig!

The 26 year old is set to star in Dogs In Pocketbooks, where she'll play "a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media — a role obviously based on Lindsay Lohan."

Screenwriter Charles Casillo says of Lydia:

"She's one of the few supermodels who can actually act. She's smart, well-read, charming and very beautiful. We looked at a lot of actresses for this role, and I was really knocked out."

And before you go and pick up the phone to complain ,Dina Lohan, Casillo says the film "is in no way mean-spirited towards Lindsay. It's the kind of thing she has spoofed about herself in the past."

We'd say that's fair.

Shooting for the film, which also stars Joan Collins as Lydia's agent, begins in February.

We're dying to see the trailer!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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Lindsanity Wants To Be Cokate!

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanKate MossFilm FlickersDina Lohan

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And her obsession continues.

Lindsay Lohan really wants to play the role of Kate Moss in a film about the supermodel.

Well it wouldn't be that far of a stretch. She's got the drug thing down pat!

According to a source close to Lindsay, so we're guessing her mom Dina, says:

"Lindsay is obsessed with Kate. She knows her well and has even spoken to her about a movie. Kate likes the idea and is even willing to help produce a film, as long as Lindsay gets to play her."

Pfft. Cokate won't even help a museum exhibit, what makes anyone think she'd help with a film that includes Lindsay?

Actually, an even better question is who actually thinks La Loca's going to have a career by the time this thing actually happens?

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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Lindsanity Slammed By Voice Of Baby Milkaholic

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal MattersDina LohanMichael LohanAd Campaigns

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Here we go again.

Jenn Harris, the lady behind the voice of baby Lindsay in that E-Trade commercial, is threatening to sue Lindsay Lohan.

Ever since Michael and Dina Lohan the wacktress filed the laughable $100 million lawsuit, Harris has not been receiving residual payments for her work.

Being the professional that she is, Jenn took to her facebook page and wrote "I wanna sue her for stalemating my residuals. I did nothing to her to f**k with my student loan payments like this."

Here's a tip Jenn, if you sue her the only way she'll be able to pay you is in cheap leggings.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Shoe-Han Dead Before Arrival

| Filed under: R.I.P.Dina LohanShoes! Shoes! Shoes!

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HA!

Last October Dina Lohan announced she would be launching a line of shoes under the craptastic name Shoe-han. The shoes were expected to hit shelves by Mother's Day and the sale rack the following week, but unfortunately (or fortunately in this case) won't be seeing the light of day.

Shoe retailer Love My Shoes issued a statement to confirm the dead in the water collection:

"Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers. Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects."

But that's not stopping Orange Oprah!

Dina's rep says she's still determined to release a line of shoes saying: "There was a miscommunication over finances, this was too local and we need a larger partner. We are currently exploring other options, and we will have another announcement soon."

GROAN!

Take a hint. No one wants your crappy shoes, Dina!

[Image via WENN.]

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What's That White Powder, Cokate???

| Filed under: AnglophiliaKate MossDrugsDina Lohan

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Looks like someone's back to their old habits.

Kate Moss was seen stumbling out of a party early Tuesday morning, 3 a.m. to be exact, with an eight ball mysterious what powder all over her pants.

Hmm, maybe Dina Lohan could give you some tips on how to get that out.

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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