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Lindsanity Wants To Be Cokate!

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanKate MossFilm FlickersDina Lohan


And her obsession continues.

Lindsay Lohan really wants to play the role of Kate Moss in a film about the supermodel.

Well it wouldn't be that far of a stretch. She's got the drug thing down pat!

According to a source close to Lindsay, so we're guessing her mom Dina, says:

"Lindsay is obsessed with Kate. She knows her well and has even spoken to her about a movie. Kate likes the idea and is even willing to help produce a film, as long as Lindsay gets to play her."

Pfft. Cokate won't even help a museum exhibit, what makes anyone think she'd help with a film that includes Lindsay?

Actually, an even better question is who actually thinks La Loca's going to have a career by the time this thing actually happens?

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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Lindsanity Slammed By Voice Of Baby Milkaholic

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal MattersDina LohanMichael LohanAd Campaigns


Here we go again.

Jenn Harris, the lady behind the voice of baby Lindsay in that E-Trade commercial, is threatening to sue Lindsay Lohan.

Ever since Michael and Dina Lohan the wacktress filed the laughable $100 million lawsuit, Harris has not been receiving residual payments for her work.

Being the professional that she is, Jenn took to her facebook page and wrote "I wanna sue her for stalemating my residuals. I did nothing to her to f**k with my student loan payments like this."

Here's a tip Jenn, if you sue her the only way she'll be able to pay you is in cheap leggings.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Shoe-Han Dead Before Arrival

| Filed under: R.I.P.Dina LohanShoes! Shoes! Shoes!



Last October Dina Lohan announced she would be launching a line of shoes under the craptastic name Shoe-han. The shoes were expected to hit shelves by Mother's Day and the sale rack the following week, but unfortunately (or fortunately in this case) won't be seeing the light of day.

Shoe retailer Love My Shoes issued a statement to confirm the dead in the water collection:

"Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers. Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects."

But that's not stopping Orange Oprah!

Dina's rep says she's still determined to release a line of shoes saying: "There was a miscommunication over finances, this was too local and we need a larger partner. We are currently exploring other options, and we will have another announcement soon."


Take a hint. No one wants your crappy shoes, Dina!

[Image via WENN.]

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What's That White Powder, Cokate???

| Filed under: AnglophiliaKate MossDrugsDina Lohan


Looks like someone's back to their old habits.

Kate Moss was seen stumbling out of a party early Tuesday morning, 3 a.m. to be exact, with an eight ball mysterious what powder all over her pants.

Hmm, maybe Dina Lohan could give you some tips on how to get that out.

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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Adam Senn Is A Good Guy?

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanModelsDina LohanAliana Lohan


Adam Senn must really like Lindsay Lohan.

La Loca's new model boyfriend had to witness a little crazy last Tuesday when he joined Lindsay at little sister Ali's 16th birthday and Dina Lohan reportedly had a little difficulty handling her booze.

Still, Adam seems to be the sweetheart everyone says he is. Unfazed by Dina's boozing, he stayed with Lindsay at the restaurant long past the party's end.

One source said:

"Everything that's gone on between Lindsay and her dad has really taken a toll on her. Adam is the one really positive thing going on in her life…. Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad."

Well, we're glad she has a positive influence in her life. Hope he helps her clean up her act!

[Image courtesy of Facebook.]

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Lindsay's Big Fat $0 Paycheck From Ungaro

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanFashion SmashionDina Lohan


Maybe Lindsay Lohan was the desperate one, not Ungaro because reports are claiming that the artistic advisor isn't getting paid a damn thing.


A source confirms that "Ungaro is not paying her at all to be a consultant for them. Her team is working to get Lindsay some form of payment from the fashion house, but right now they will only give her free clothes."

Oh, so that explains the leather jacket incident.

We guess Ungaro isn't regretting their choice after all and Lindsay's addition to the fashion house probably worked in their favor with the press (even though it was mostly, ok all, bad press).

The source goes on to blab “The deal is perfect for them – they have nothing to lose, even though the clothes were not a big hit during Paris fashion week. Lindsay even paid for her flight and hotel in Paris."

OK, now that's a little harsh, but the bigger question is where'd she get the money?

It's also being said that Linds isn't speaking to mom Dina, but Orange Oprah is in so much denial she tells the press that Lindsay's soooo busy they don't have time to talk. The riff between the two "got worse 6 months ago when she begged her mother not to do something with the Shoe Han idea."

Didn't Dina say her daughter "the genius" was lending her creative input to the project?

We will give Linds some credit because she was actually embarassed by Dina's shoe line and thought it would hurt the wacktress' while she attempts to make her comeback.

This story just gets worse as the days pass. Since both of her parents are using their daughter for attention, maybe the Ungaro folks could step in and get her help!

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

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Lindsay Doesn't Know The Definition of "Borrow"

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanDina Lohan


When are designers going to learn you can't let Lindsay Lohan borrow ANYTHING!

The failed creative director recently went to accessories label Arielle de Pinto in Paris and snagged up a few thing for a "photo shoot and a party".

This kind of thing is normal when it comes to one-of-a-kind pieces, so the store took Lindsanity's credit card imprint, which guarantees the wacktress would return the borrowed items.

Well, as of this week the items haven't been returned and are no longer in Paris. What's even more shady is that the credit card Lindsay left on file with the store has been canceled.

We're guessing reps for Lindsay (if there are still any sticking by the train wreck) will say this was a whole misunderstanding like the whole Elle jewelry fiasco.

You've got a real thief genius on your hands Dina Lohan!

[Image via WENN.]

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