Dina Lohan proudly picked up her first and last award ever on Tuesday night.

Orange Oprah was named one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the 'Mingling Moms' organization.

You know, cuz she did such a great job with Lindsay.

Fret not, Dina's still got two young kids whose lives she can fuck up!

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Dina Lohan was named a 'top mom' by Long Island-New York organization Mingling Moms.

What did Orange Oprah do to deserve such an honor?????

A spokesperson for the group said, “We’re just honoring celebrities' moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

So, she's basically being honored for pimping out her kid.

Not exactly a glowing recommendation!

Mingling Moms is also honoring Carol Baldwin (mom to the Baldwin brothers), Roslind Nyman Joel (mother of Billy Joel), Shelley Stevens Hershlag (Natalie Portman’s mom), Rosalie Macchio (Karate Kid's Ralph Macchio’s mother) and Patricia Vian, mother of divalicious Mariah Carey.

Classy! Dina's getting an award from a starfucker organization! We wonder if her heart is swelling with pride????

It's probably as big as her ego!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Lindsay Lohan is trying her hardest to make it big again.

And how does she plan to do so??????

She's going to partner up with Snoop Dogg for her third album!

Yes, unfortunately, she IS releasing another shiteous record.

LaLohan is now a part of Motown. Yes. Lohan is on Motown.

As for her track with Snoop Dogg, insiders are saying the song is "amazing." Those insiders are probably Lindsay and Dina!

Adding to the list of collaborators, Motown will be bringing in musicians like Pharrell and Timbaland to help try and make a good record.

That's not always guaranteed, though.

Look at what happened to Ashlee Simpson!

Also working on a record is Lindsay's little sister, Dina Ali, who's in the studio recording her own album for Jimmy Lovine’s Interscope via Maloof Music.

What's next? Mom Dina to release her own album?

We should be so lucky!

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Her upcoming reality show is gonna SUCK. It's bound to be a watered-down version of her life, which is one delicious mess.

According to reports, Dina Lohan was an absolute wreck at Monday's Made of Honor premiere party in the NYC.

Orange Oprah and her hanger-ons partied at the Metropolitan Club ’til the early morning hours.

An eyewitness says she was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions. Typical stuff….for someone in their teens of twenties!

The insider goes on to say, "The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff."

She's like the Energizer bunny! Only instead of batteries….

A little piece of our cold heart goes out to Linds.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Seems like Mimi's got a new man on her hands!

Mariah Carey and actor Nick Cannon have been getting very close lately.

The special "friends" flew in to Las Vegas together on a private jet Monday night, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

Mimi and Cannon then hopped over to Prive at Planet Hollywood to celebrate the birthday (her 48th?) of Carey's best friend, rapper Da Brat.

Mimi, as she is prone to do, was wearing sunglasses all night. She can't dare to make any eye contact with "normal" people!

Carey was sipping the Dom Rose and having a gay ol' time with Nick and Brat.

Meanwhile, sources tell us, Orange Oprah herself, Dina Lohan was next door at the Living Room tossing back Ketel One until 4:45 am.

Ali and Cody can take care of themselves!

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Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

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The Lohans are fighting again, and we love it! Unfortunately, this shiz is probably too real to end up on Orange Oprah's "reality" show, whoring out little sister Aliana.

We reported a few weeks ago that Lindsay headed home (to Long Island, NY) for Easter to spend time with her ailing grandfather.

Well, according to Linds' pop Michael Lohan, she never even made it to her gramps' hospital bedside — then or anytime since!

Ouch!

In addition to dissing her gramps, La Lohan snubbed her grandmother as well, who was involved in a pretty major car crash on Easter Sunday! Granny Lohan had to be medevacked by helicopter to a hospital after hitting a telephone poll and tree.

No Linds visit for the old gal either!

Michael Lohan says that he's re-opening his divorce case in hopes that Dina Lohan will take a more active role in getting their kids to pay respects to his parents. "[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line."

Ha! Like opening up that old legal wound will help anything.

We think Orange Oprah lost all control of Linsday at age 10!

So Linds, time for clubbing but no time for family, eh?! We know she can't use the work excuse!

Lohan's spokeswhore was unavailable for comment.

On a side note, Poppa Lohan is also suing his ex over her upcoming reality show, Living Lohan, slotted to air this summer on the E!. "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."

The gloves are off. Let the punching begin!

This is how we love the Lohans, trashy and fighting it out in public.

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Tracey Ullman skewers everybody's favorite momager, Dina Lohan, in her new Showtime series, State of the Union.

Click here to check out the clip!

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How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

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