It viciously read:
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No, no, it's obviously the first promotional picture for True Detective season two.
Just kidding, it's gotta be a fan edit for the film everyone deserves — Bert Macklin: Raptor Hunter.
Alright, alright, we're done joking.
Do you remember "apparently kid"?
He's Noah Ritter and he's apparently one of the cutest kids we've ever seen on live TV.
His cuteness immediately rocketed him to the top of the internet's viral videos and eventually Ellen DeGeneres caught "apparently kid" fever apparently.
She couldn't resist having the YouTube star on her show.
He was perfect, just adorbzing it up on her show like a champ. He was so good, she needed to get more footage of him… so she sent Noah to go walk with dinosaurs!
When you put a young child face-to-face with huge dinosaurs, you know you're gonna get some great material, and Apparently Kid never fails.
Check out the video (above) to see Noah's amazing reactions to these huge dinos!
If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
There’s bound to be a bone or two at a bachelor party, but not THIS kind of bone!
A group of people celebrating a bachelor party last week at Elephant Butte State Park in New Mexico accidentally unearthed a 10 million year old fossilized mastodon skull!
The San Diego Padres play at Petco Park but they should probably change the name of their stadium to Jurassic Park now!
Ch-ch-check out who showed up on the mound to throw out the first pitch in yesterday’s game versus the Kansas City Royals!
It’s a Tyrannnosaurus Rex!
Anzu wyliei is his name, and being a giant chicken-looking, velociraptor hybrid is his game.
Matt Lamanna and several fellow paleontologist buddies recently unveiled the new creature! The dinosaur is basically an ostrich/raptor that weighed around 600-pounds.
OK, so we're guessing "adorable" might not be the right word here. But it's still a lot less scary than a full-sized Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!
Scientist believe they have discovered a brand new species of dinosaur stemming from a dig in Alaska back in 2006! Measuring about 2 meters tall, they initially believed they had stumbled upon the bones of a young tyrannosaur. However, with further inspection they found that it had a lot of the same characteristics of an adult!!
Ron Tykoski works on fossils at the Perot Museum of Nature and Science in Dallas and spoke out about the amazing discovery: