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The ONLY thing that can make Cannes more fabulous is Dita Von Teese.
The queen of burlesque brought the va-va-voom to the French Riviera, making a fierce appearance at the Global Gift Gala on Sunday.
Her look for the night consisted of a decadent midnight blue belted Alexis Mabille Haute Couture coatdress with sweeping train, sheer tights, and t-strap pumps.
And as always, her signature makeup and hair were EXQUISITE!
We don't know how or why, but we NEVER tire of Dita's brand of glam.
She's truly miraculous!
[Image via News Pictures/WENN.]
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True glamour… in classic Dita fashion!
You can guess our reaction when we discovered burlesque maven and all-around vintage goddess Dita Von Teese was selling her classic car via Ebay!
At first, our heart dropped.
And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!
Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.
Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:

No one does vintage better than Dita Von Teese.
The red carpet beauty graced West Hollywood with her presence at the Vogue and MAC Cosmetics Dinner honoring Prabal Gurung wearing a black velvet gown with a floral bodice.
Dita's wavy hair, red lips, and black cat eye completed her look bringing out her beautiful retro flair. Even her box clutch was a perfect match.
She brings such lovely nostalgia to a red carpet, doesn't she??
[Image via AP Images.]

Leave it to Dita Von Teese to turn a Woodkid concert into a glamorous affair.
The burlesque superstar was spotted outside the The Fonda Theatre in Hollywood on Wednesday night looking concert chic in a satin teal blouse, black high-waisted trousers and black heels.
As if her outfit wasn't already perfect enough, Dita added a jeweled statement necklace and a fabulous orb purse.
Just another flawless night in the life of DVT!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Dita Von Teese wasn't quite ready for her closeup on Friday as she arrived at the McCadden Space Studio in Hollywood on Friday.
With her raven hair pinned into place, the burlesque superstar made her way inside in a long flowing black and white print wrap dress that she paired with black flats.
This much fabric on her should be a crime! LOLz!
Dita finished off her pre-photo shoot outfit with round sunnies and a quilted Chanel bag.
We're not sure what Dita was shooting, but we do know the end result will be super glam — just like her!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

#BritWeek!!!
Even though Dita Von Teese is a SoCal girl, she was the perfect addition to the BritWeek Design Icon Award Presentation in West Hollywood on Friday to honor Christopher Guy.
She looked her smoldering best in a black curve-hugging frock, which featured a jeweled accent at the collar.
Matching Christian Louboutin heels and her wavy hair finished off the look.
Dita is the epitome of classic style, and she proved it again with this look.
[Image via Splash News.]

Even though we’ve seen her like this a million times, it never gets old!
Dita Von Teese continued to be a fabulous one-woman, beautiful business machine for The Coveteur, posing in a bright vintage kimono bathrobe and a dress from her own Dita Von Teese Collection.
We're even willing to bet she was wearing her perfume and lingerie as well!
In her interview, Dita restated the things we know and love about her: that she’s a simple, do-it-yourself girl who has no glam squad, but still looks flawless every time she shows her pretty face.
She also let it slip that she actually wears jeans on occasion. Well, just one occasion: Halloween!
Yes, we could see how Dita would find denim scary, but wouldn't you if your wardrobe was as fabulous as hers?
Check out the rest of her shoot (below)!
[Image via The Coveteur.]