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Can you HANDLE it?!
Cannes got a little less fabulous on Friday as Dita Von Teese was spotted at the Nice airport catching a departing flight back home.
But, boy, did she give us a proper send-off or what???
The doll-like 40-year-old went out on a high note in a green bodycon dress and pumps, with a Dolce & Gabbana embroidered handbag in one hand and Louis Vuitton rolling suitcase in the other.
Sorry, everyone, but it doesn't get any better than this!
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We've said it before and we'll say it again: Dita Von Teese is EVERYTHING!
The burlesque diva joined the supermodels and movie stars at amfAR's 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes on Thursday and easily held her own amongst them.
A lavish velvet custom Ulyana Sergeenko creation adorned her Pilates body while dazzling Chopard pearl and diamond earrings dangled from her perfect earlobes.
Classic Louboutin peep-toe pumps and a sparkling smile completed her fab ensem.
She has truly reached the zenith of perfection!
[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]
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Did we mention how happy we are that Dita Von Teese is at Cannes?
She spreads wonder everywhere she goes!
The 40-year-old attended the Behind the Candelabra premiere on Tuesday, looking like Snow White in an EXQUISITE red bedazzled Elie Saab Couture tea-length dress.
All red accessories, including jeweled Swarovski clutch, satin Loubotuin pumps, pouty lips and manicure, rounded out the ensem.
You'd think all that red would be too much, but of course Dita makes it work.
Do U like this look or her red lace number from Monday better???
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Boy howdy!!!
Dita Von Teese is elevating the fabulosity at Cannes to a whole 'nother LEVEL!
She already gave us heart palpitations with her devastating Alexis Mabille Couture look at the Global Gift Gala on Sunday, but this red lace Dolce & Gabbana gown with thick taupe sash is just SCRUMPTIOUS!
The burlesque beauty wore the long-sleeved, sheer number to the Cointreau & Nikki Beach present Dita Von Teese event on Monday, where she was also set to perform her famous cocktail glass striptease!
This look, though, has already taken our breath away!
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The ONLY thing that can make Cannes more fabulous is Dita Von Teese.
The queen of burlesque brought the va-va-voom to the French Riviera, making a fierce appearance at the Global Gift Gala on Sunday.
Her look for the night consisted of a decadent midnight blue belted Alexis Mabille Haute Couture coatdress with sweeping train, sheer tights, and t-strap pumps.
And as always, her signature makeup and hair were EXQUISITE!
We don't know how or why, but we NEVER tire of Dita's brand of glam.
She's truly miraculous!
[Image via News Pictures/WENN.]
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True glamour… in classic Dita fashion!
You can guess our reaction when we discovered burlesque maven and all-around vintage goddess Dita Von Teese was selling her classic car via Ebay!
At first, our heart dropped.
And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!
Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.
Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:

No one does vintage better than Dita Von Teese.
The red carpet beauty graced West Hollywood with her presence at the Vogue and MAC Cosmetics Dinner honoring Prabal Gurung wearing a black velvet gown with a floral bodice.
Dita's wavy hair, red lips, and black cat eye completed her look bringing out her beautiful retro flair. Even her box clutch was a perfect match.
She brings such lovely nostalgia to a red carpet, doesn't she??
[Image via AP Images.]