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True glamour… in classic Dita fashion!

You can guess our reaction when we discovered burlesque maven and all-around vintage goddess Dita Von Teese was selling her classic car via Ebay!

At first, our heart dropped.

And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!

Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.

Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:

WOWZA! Is it just us, or is it getting HOT in here??!

Concert-goers got an EYEFUL at Mika's recent show in Brooklyn as Dita Von Teese made a surprise appearance, and as always she manages to steal the show!!

The super sexy dancer took the stage to perform the singer's tune, Big Girl, but she gives it a bit of a burlesque twist!

Ch-ch-check out the steamy performance (above)!

The crowd can't help but stare in awe as Dita does a little strip tease and shows off her banging curves before she gives Mika a kiss and leaves the stage!

We loves these two enough on their own as it is, so seeing them together is almost TOO much to handle!

Now if you'll excuse us, we have to wipe all of the drool off of our keyboards! LOLz!

Dita Von Teese is the best thing about this video!

But we say that with love as Dita is pretty much the best thing about ANYTHING she's involved in. Ha!

30 Seconds to Mars dropped their colorful, mind-bending video for Up In The Air on Friday. And what can we say! Nothing will keep our eyes away from an almost-naked Dita riding a mechanical bull. Nothing.

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

Their first single off upcoming album Love, Lust, Faith + Dreams, the lyrics suggest that Jared Leto and the boys are weaving a tale of love and regret.

But for the video, Bartholomew Cubbins (Jared's fancy director name) paints the music with striking colors and INTENSE visuals.

Clocking in at 8.5 minutes, it's a tastier treat for those who were looking for something a bit more commercial than their previous Hurricane music video/short film.

Hey! We said a bit. ;)

P.S. Did we mention Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney is in this too??

Russell Crowe may not be fondling burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese's exquisite lady lumps…

But he can TOTES sing, you guys!

And to seemingly prove Adam Lambert WRONG in his estimation that the stars of Tom Hooper's Les Misérables lacked the proper vocal ability to give justice to the musical's powerful tunes, Russell recently posted a STUDIO recording of himself singing Stars, with just a piano as accompaniment!

Judge Russell's singing talent for yourself (above)!

We must admit his voice sounds chocolate-cake rich, and we concede he does have an impressive talent…

But it just lacks the "umph!: — that POWER you're supposed to feel when hearing that song. But he isn't as terrible as many have made him out to be.

A BRAVO! to you, good sir!

Aw shucks.

Even though Russell Crowe is separated from his wife of 9 years and is free to get intimate with other ladies, it seems that he is NOT romantically involved with Dita Von Teese…

Even though they reportedly enjoyed a couples massage together just last month!

Russell has not claimed the actual massage never happened, but he did write in a since deleted tweet:

WELL.

So much for spending the month of December spending time with family and mending broken relationships!

Sounds to us as though he was mending SOMETHING ELSE entirely! LOLz!

Russell Crowe's penchant for getting up to no good with various lady friends over the course of his marriage was rumored to be the reason he and his wife of nine years, Danielle Spencer, finally decided to call it quits a few months back! But while recent reports have indicated that the pair celebrated the holidays with their children in a bid for solidarity, it appears the Australian rascal continued to be up to all of his old tricks!

…with none other than Dita Von EFFING Teese, no less!

According to reports, the actor and the burlesque dancer recently booked

Love kills! And so does this!

Electro duo Monarchy have teamed up with international style icon and the Queen Of Burlesque Dita Von Teese on a new song and accompanying music video - both of which are hot hot hot, yet cool as ice!

Check out Disintegration above!

Yes, Dita is singing!!!

This is not EDM. This is electro! And it reminds us of the great songs from the electroclash movement, which we loved so much!

CLICK HERE to listen to more songs from Monarchy!