This is so sad.
Dita Von Teese News Archive
Ooo this makes us antsy for Halloween early this year!!
Hosted by John Waters, the 2013 Johnny Ramone Tribute featured a screening of the classic Johnny film, while co-stars Ricki Lake, Traci Lords and Joe Dallesandro mingled in attendance as well.
Dita Von Teese was also present, bringing her usual unique charm, but the shining star of the night was definitely Handsy — the beautiful creature that's formed when Johnny and Amber lock hands. LOLz!!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Robert Pattinson's company just keeps getting seXXXier.
They shared paths when they both arrived at the same hotspot, undoubtedly sharing the same sizzling sex appeal. Hmm.. wonder if their mutual love for El Lay night prowling turned into intimate conversations??
If there is anyone who can wrangle in and seduce Rob after his Kristen Stewart break up, it would be Dita!
Seriously, what man doesn't fantasize about getting down with the corseted burlesque dancing extraordinaire??!
We're watching you two!!!!
True glamour… in classic Dita fashion!
At first, our heart dropped.
And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!
Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.
Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:
WOWZA! Is it just us, or is it getting HOT in here??!
The super sexy dancer took the stage to perform the singer's tune, Big Girl, but she gives it a bit of a burlesque twist!
Ch-ch-check out the steamy performance (above)!
The crowd can't help but stare in awe as Dita does a little strip tease and shows off her banging curves before she gives Mika a kiss and leaves the stage!
We loves these two enough on their own as it is, so seeing them together is almost TOO much to handle!
Now if you'll excuse us, we have to wipe all of the drool off of our keyboards! LOLz!
Dita Von Teese is the best thing about this video!
But we say that with love as Dita is pretty much the best thing about ANYTHING she's involved in. Ha!
30 Seconds to Mars dropped their colorful, mind-bending video for Up In The Air on Friday. And what can we say! Nothing will keep our eyes away from an almost-naked Dita riding a mechanical bull. Nothing.
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
Their first single off upcoming album Love, Lust, Faith + Dreams, the lyrics suggest that Jared Leto and the boys are weaving a tale of love and regret.
But for the video, Bartholomew Cubbins (Jared's fancy director name) paints the music with striking colors and INTENSE visuals.
Clocking in at 8.5 minutes, it's a tastier treat for those who were looking for something a bit more commercial than their previous Hurricane music video/short film.
Hey! We said a bit. ;)
P.S. Did we mention Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney is in this too??
But he can TOTES sing, you guys!
And to seemingly prove Adam Lambert WRONG in his estimation that the stars of Tom Hooper's Les Misérables lacked the proper vocal ability to give justice to the musical's powerful tunes, Russell recently posted a STUDIO recording of himself singing Stars, with just a piano as accompaniment!
Judge Russell's singing talent for yourself (above)!
We must admit his voice sounds chocolate-cake rich, and we concede he does have an impressive talent…
But it just lacks the "umph!: — that POWER you're supposed to feel when hearing that song. But he isn't as terrible as many have made him out to be.
A BRAVO! to you, good sir!
Even though they reportedly enjoyed a couples massage together just last month!
Russell has not claimed the actual massage never happened, but he did write in a since deleted tweet: