Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Those will be some huge high heels to fill, that's for sure!!
Big breasted county music songstress Dolly Parton revealed in an interview today that she's currently penning a biopic about her life — which is hot diggity darling!
While we'd love Dolly to play herself, there are a few AH-Mazing actresses we think could do Miz Parton's bleach blonde sky high hair and killer voice justice!
Dolly Parton does Bon Jovi!
The country icon covers a lessar hit from the New Jersey rockers and not only makes it her own but improves on the original!
The sex is gone from the song and it's turned into something… spiritual!
But it still rocks - with a twang!
Check out the buxom blonde's take on Lay Your Hands On Me above!
Dolly Parton is without a doubt the queen of country music, but even after decades of making marvelous music The Smoky Mountain songbird has managed to maintain an air of mystery!
But the southern songstress had a candid conversation with Savannah Guthrie on Tuesday's episode of the Today show and finally cleared up one of the biggest questions on all of our minds!
Rumor has it that Dolly always wears long sleeve shirts because she's trying to hide dozens of delicious tattoos all over her body. So, is it true?
Well, kind of.
Miley Cyrus' time is now!
TIME recently gave Mileybird a spot on their coveted list of most influential people, and we can imagine she's twerking for joy over it!
She may not be number one (like her infamous foam finger might suggest) on the list like Beyoncé, but to be on this list is a huge honor for anyone!
Meanwhile, her godmother Dolly Parton offered an astute observation as to why Miley is so deserving to receive such an accolade:
You can’t blame her for caring about her goddaughter!
In a recent interview, Miz Parton revealed her concerns, which were spiked when Mileybird talked about murder! She said
Oh, poor Dolly!
Paula Deen is charging ahead with her "comeback," regardless of whether or not she's been putting her buttery foot in her mouth — like when she recently compared her "struggles" with "that black" gay NFL play, Michael Sam.
Are we surprised? No, that's exactly how we'd figure someone like that would operate!
We DO think she should slow it down a bit… maybe think before she speaks, holds off on going blitzkrieg trying to rebuild her empire.
Instead, she's going to burn through