Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Whoever green-lit this abomination needs a time out!
And after watching the trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2, we can confirm that our childhoods are effectively ruined.
While Expendables actor Dolph Lundgren tries his best subbing in for Arnie playing a detective who goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher (for DIFFERENT reasons), the movie looks exactly like the classroom he teaches — one loud, sticky, mind-numbing mess.
The worst part is, this could have been a real movie if the studio put more effort into coming up with a fresh take on the premise.
But instead, we're stuck with this straight-to-video POS that we already forgot about.
Watch the wacky trailer (above) to see for yourself!
It's not a tumor!
It's a sequel! That's right, the 1990 hit classic Kindergarten Cop is FINALLY getting a sequel!
We WOULD be excited for this… except for the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger is NOT returning. On top of that, it's not even getting a theatrical release as it'll be going straight to DVD!
The comedy/kids movie/action flick is actually going to star one of Arnold's action buddies from the Expendables flicks,
Dolph Lundgren was spotted walking around a track with a lady friend in Beverly Hills earlier today.
He’s currently getting into shape for his upcoming film, Universal Soldier 4, which will shoot in Baton Rouge.
For some reason we imagine Dolph not needing to exercise, and just being abnormally fit no matter what.
Alas, he is human!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]