Donald Trump seems to be totes in love with Vladimir Putin, but it looks like that love isn't being reciprocated.
While the POTUS is doodling Mr. Putin in his tiny journal, Putin is underlining key passages in The Game; his latest move is less about friendship and alliance and more about total mental domination.
Video: John Oliver Explains How Bad Putin Is
Apparently he's compiling a psychological dossier on the President to figure out how best to manipulate him. Scary, considering even Clay Aiken was able to do that!
Deputy Foreign Minister Andrei Fedorov explained the unusual work to NBC News (one of Trump's many designated "enemies"), saying:
Wow!! It sounds like Judd Apatow crossed a line when dissing Donald Trump!!
During a stand-up show to promote his new HBO series in Los Angeles on Saturday night, the comedian did NOT hold back against the New York native!
Especially not for his opening.
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The Hollywood producer shared how he felt when Drumpf was elected… like "a person about to get raped, but I didn't know how bad it would be."
But then Judd went on to say that now less than a month under the new president it's so much worse:
"I feel like I've just been raped and I just don't know if I'm going to get murdered."
Whoa! Would rape survivors say the same??
He continued to follow up his controversial joke by bashing Trump through the first family as well, saying he "understands" why Melania Trump wouldn't want to move into the White House:
If you've ever wondered if it's really such a bad thing for Donald Trump to get close to Vladimir Putin, you have to watch John Oliver's breakdown.
The Last Week Tonight host first points out how ridiculous and gross it is how much Trump has been sucking up to Russia then dives into the type of leader Putin is.
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In short, he's the kind who blackmails enemies with fake sex tapes, lies about finding archaeological treasures, and convinces his people that democracy is a lie because the U.S. election is rigged — then tries to prove it by rigging it himself.
Oh, and he has Fifth Harmony-style girl groups sing love songs about him! Seriously!
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) for all the problems with Trump's red ties!
Still not ready to acknowledge the fact that Donald Trump is our POTUS?
On this sacred day meant to honor our first president George Washington (and in some states Abraham Lincoln too)… for basically the first time EVER, we're wondering how we can celebrate President's Day without giving Drumpf any of the attention he so desperately craves.
So let's brainstorm some ways we can stick it to The Donald today — and every day, really — (below)!!!