The evidence is expanding... And no, we don't mean baby bumps!
Here's what has fans speculating Miley is ready to pop out a little Aussie demigod:
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If you thought Donald Trump was just a terrible president, think again — he was also a terrible hotelier.
No, it wasn't because of anything the boy banders did — it's what they didn't do!
In a characteristically unprofessional move, Drumpf called up the band demanding the boys meet his daughter! Liam recalls:
Donald Trump has a lot to look forward to this summer!
Saturday Night Live will be on hiatus, immigrants will be deported, and his First Lady will finally be living in the White House!
Sources familiar with the situation told TMZ that Melania and her 10-year-old son are "absolutely moving after the school year."
Earlier reports noted the former model would be staying in New York City with Barron to minimize disrupting the child's school and life schedule.
But once Barron's school year wraps up in June, he and his mother will be living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave year round.
Preparations are already underway — Barron's new school has already been selected, and Melania's First Lady quarters are getting spruced up with a fresh coat of paint.
We don't expect any of this to improve Trump's shitstorm of a presidency, but at least the White House will be home to an official First Family again!
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UPDATE 3:15 P.M. EST: TMZ has revealed that the missing Secret Service laptop contains "multiple layers of security including full disk encryption and are not permitted to contain classified information." The floor plans are also NOT classified and readily available to the public via the Department of Buildings. There you have it! Underwhelming…
Secret Service agents are failing all over the place lately!
We JUST wrote about the Secret Service agents who took a selfie with Donald Trump's grandson while the child was asleep, and now there's news of another agent's laptop getting stolen — and apparently it contained floor plans of Trump Tower!
YIKES! Get your shit together, guys!
First of all, even the biggest noob knows not to leave a laptop in a car where anybody can take it. But, you know, don't let us lecture the nation's top protectors or anything.
According to TMZ, the laptop was stolen from the agent's car while it was parked in her driveway at her home in Brooklyn. The laptop not only contains floor plans but also evacuation plans and information about the Hillary Clinton email investigation.
Eesh! Stay safe out there — especially if you've been hired to keep other people safe out there!
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