WARNING: What you're about to see may completely ruin your childhood.
Artist and murderer of innocence Paul Ribera just did something which would be unfathomably disturbing to most people — he reimagined our favorite '90s cartoon characters… as hardcore drug addicts.
What if the PowerPuff Girls always dressed like they were going to a rave because they were rolling on so much molly that they couldn't even tell the difference?
What if Dexter was running a meth laboratory?
From documenting LiLo's daily drama to turning in BAFTA-nominated performances, Oprah Winfrey has certainly kept herself busy since announcing her quasi-retirement!
And things promise to get even more intense this Sunday when she sits down to interview Russell Brand on Oprah Prime!!!
(In case you're confused, her show used to be called Oprah's Next Chapter but this weekend it's undergoing a re-branding. A re-BRANDing, get it? Ha!)
We know what you're thinking: Katy Perry's kooky ex-husband is HIGHlarious! Any interview with that British bloke must be a real knee-slapper, right?
Nope, not so much!
It's a Teen Mom fight!
Reality star Amber Portwood is NOT a fan of Jenelle Evans, and she isn't afraid to voice her opinion of the pregnant reality tv star!
She called the momma out for allegedly smoking marijuana during her pregnancy, and claims Jenelle has drug issues that she's not dealing with! She said:
Everyone needs a souvenir to bring back from an AH-Mazing vacation.
But a t-shirt or refrigerator magnet just won’t do for Charlie Sheen!
He decided to get some new tattoos while on his holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!
Ch-ch-check out the photo above of Charlie getting his new ink!
He looks pretty composed there but we hear the Sheen Dream was a total nightmare under the needle!
A source says the actor paid a tattoo artist to come to his suite at Hotel El Ganzo, where he was staying with his former porn starlet fiancée Brett Rossi!
But before the inking began, Charlie started popping Vicodins!
The insider spilled:
We thought the quaalude scene in The Wolf Of Wall Street was CAH-RAZY but it sounds like Chelsea Handler parties so hard, she makes Jordan Belfort look like a teetotaling choirboy!
The comedienne confessed on Howard Stern this morning that she was drinking HARD at Madonna's A-list Oscar after-party on Sunday!
Vodka, straight up, thank you!
She told Stern that she stayed until 5:30am and did not hold back at all that night, throwing back more libations than her liver would probably like her to!
But she’s no light-weight!
"I walked my ass out of there!”
So has Miz Handler ever gotten so trashed that she caused a scene though?
According to her, only once - while popping quaaludes at Jane Fonda’s house!
Wow! Zac Efron, we love your choice for a date to the 86th Academy Awards! (Though, in all honesty, it still hurts that you didn't give us a call…)
No, he didn’t bring some stunning supermodel or his momma (although how adorable would that have been!?) Nope, Zac brought along his sober coach to the Oscars!
Proof that Z is taking his sobriety serious!
The 26-year-old has had two stints in rehab already and he doesn’t want to make it a third! So the actor, who has now gone eight months without any booze or drugs, had his sobriety coach by his side the entire night to watch his every move!
A source reveals:
It looks like all this extra time in rehab for Breezy is really paying off!
According to new documents that surfaced today in the courtroom, the doctors at Chris Brown's rehab facility diagnosed him with some pretty serious conditions!
They say he has Bipolar II Disorder, Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome, and even insomnia!!!
Not only that, but aparently Breezy is "inappropriately self-medicating," too! Yikes!!
In their statement, the facility's doctors admitted: