Archive for the 'Dysfunctional Families' Category

Things have NOT gotten better since we last heard that Kobe Bryant launched a lawsuit at the auction house his mom is using to sell millions of dollars worth of his basketball memorabilia!

Now, his parents are having none of that shizz and are saying Kobe was LYING when he accused his mother of the dastardly deed of stealing the memorabilia for her own personal gain!

Say what you will about Michael Lohan, but at least the man pays his child support bills! Sometimes it just takes him a little while!

Lindsay Lohan's dad was ordered by the court to pay $1,500 each month for each of his minor children, and considering only Cody is underage, he should have been able to keep up without too much trouble.

But unfortunately he missed a payment or two or ten! So when he was FINALLY ordered to cough up the dough, he had to cut a check for $30,422!

That's a lot of cheese!

So what kept Michael from paying over the years?

Julia Roberts not only has a somewhat dysfunctional family in real life, she is now playing part of one in a movie!

Julia and Meryl Streep are only two parts of a much larger feuding fam in this August: Osage County trailer.

The movie, which is based off a Pulitzer Prize winning play by the same name, will also star heavy hitters like Warhorse’s Benedict Cumberbatch, Star Wars’ Ewan McGregor, and Little Miss Sunshine’s Abigail Breslin.

So many fights! So much shade! This movie is all sorts of dysFUNKtional!

Ch-ch-check it out! (above)

Is Farrah Abraham in denial?

Because she continues to say that her sex tape was for her own personal use!!!

Here's what she said:

Ruh Roh!!!

We've seen tons of dramz come from the Roberts family, but NOTHING like this!

Julia Roberts will reportedly NOT be in a fancy little bridesmaid's dress at her sister's wedding!

In fact, the Pretty Woman is apparently BOYCOTTING sister Nancy Motes' walk down the aisle to John Dilbeck!!!

So why doesn't Jules want to get in on the wedding bliss??!

Sources say the Hollywood heavyweight refuses to be apart of the nuptials because she DESPISES the groom and fears that she will be left to foot the bill.

An insider spilled:

Charlie Sheen was in court, and apparently bore witness to a shocking report regarding the conditions of Brooke Mueller's house.

No further details are available since the judge presiding over the case has issued a gag order on all parties involved.

We're not 100% sure what was going on in Brooke's house, but we were VERY pleased to hear that Denise Richards was awarded extended custody of Brooke's kids, as expected.

So much for family loyalty!

Reese Witherspoon has already charmingly apologized for her embarrassing disorderly conduct arrest along with hubby Jim Toth's DUI arrest, but according to Reese's good ole' stepmama Tricianne Taylor, the award winning actress finally showed the world her nutty true colors!

Yup! Supposedly Reese is fooling ALL of us!

Even though she has admittedly never met Reese, Triciane claims that America's sweetheart is "not the sweet, innocent girl next door that her fans think she is.”

Our (almost) perfect southern belle??! PUHHLEAASEE.

The A-lister's family-by-marriage goes on to explain that Reese's divalicious bridezilla antics almost stopped her own daddy from walking her down the aisle to Jim back in 2011.

Triciane continued: