One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
In case you've forgotten already (or never cared in the first place), the New York Giants won Super Bowl XLVI! (That's 46.)
They've just unveiled what their championship rings look like — they're pretty spectacular.
He may be better known as the quarterback of the New York Giants, but last night, Eli Manning showed the world that is a man of many talents by appearing as the host of last night's episode of Saturday Night Live!
And wow, does he look FIERCE in drag or what?! Ha!
Ch-ch-check him out, as well as all the clips from the sketch-comedy series, one of which including a surprise appearance from Sacha Baron Cohen as his new character in The Dictator, as well as an INCREDIBLE Kristen Wiig as Tanning Mom (above and AFTER THE JUMP)!
Some people may consider Eli Manning's personality to be boring compared to his outgoing brother Peyton, but he's aiming to prove those critics wrong when he hosts Saturday Night Live this weekend.
Thanks to eight years of shooting commercials, the two-time Super Bowl champion says he is more comfortable in front of the camera than ever before.
The 2012 NFL Draft was last night and the number one draft pick was Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck!
He was picked up by the Indianapolis Colts who sure must've felt Luck(y) to snag him up.