Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
The couple took a strong stance on the topic, with Ellen saying:
"It's not even worth commenting on because they're, you know, ignorant. I'll never wear their clothes ever, ever again."
You go, Ellen!
Check out what Portia had to say on the topic (below)!
Don't let the squeaky clean bathroom fool you — this is one dirty video!!
The 56-year-old superstar wrapped up the week by joining Ellen in a comfy bathrobe for the show's Bathroom Concert Series, where the blonde duo performs a funny rendition of Madge's classic Dress You Up!
As expected, the performance takes a raunchy turn when Madge disrobes and Ellen takes out a whip and starts channeling her inner Christian Grey! Yes, we're serious!
Ch-ch-check out the inappropriately silly performance in the video (below)!
Madonna can do no wrong!
Since her new album Rebel Heart went straight to "No. 1," Her Madgesty thought it'd be a nice treat for all of us fans to get to see her perform one of her new songs, Joan of Arc!
And who are we to disagree?
Madonna stopped by Ellen on Wednesday to sing what could possibly be her third single off the new album.
Oh, and did we forget to mention it was the first time she ever did Joan of Arc live!?
Ch-ch-check out Madonna in her element (below)!!!
But who knew it would be this sexual??
Ellen got the pop stars to participate in a round of the party game Never Have I Ever, and things got real intimate real fast!
Who has had phone sex? Who has hooked up with two people in the same day? Who has forgotten a partner's name???
See the HIGHlariously revealing game — including Her Madgesty's bonus round (below)!
We just know she'd be a great mom, but… does she want to be?!
Her first response would make anyone seem hopeful that the couple might be adding to their family… but alas, the rest of her answer is less affirmative.
When Matt asked point blank if she would like to have kids, Ellen said:
Ah, to be young and feel love's keen sting!
1. An excellent conversation will be afoot, and 2. There's going to be an epic performance of something that will blow our minds.
Needless to say, we were not disappointed!
Her Madgesty stopped by to dish with Ellen about meeting her daughter Lourdes' new college boyfriend:
This is it.
Not only is Ellen DeGeneres crowned as the most AH-Mazing host of daytime talk shows, she now takes the title of best selfie taker EVER!
The First Lady of the United States aka Michelle Obama as well as the First Lady of Scandal Bellamy Young stopped by the set on Thursday and they all took this AH-Mazing photo!
Much like the Oscars selfie that straight up BROKE the internet, this one kinda had the same effect!
The 57-year-old shared the picture on Instagram and wrote: