On 01/17/08, Brendan Wentworth (brendan@wdkinsurance.com) wrote:

"Hey shit for brains

Don’t say another word about the strike you Idiot because you haven’t a clue as to why we are striking. I thought all gay men were handsome what happened to you fat ass!"

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This is equal parts desperate and hilarious.

Enjoy!

"Hello Perez

My name is Tiffany Dupont from the movie Queen Esther. I want to let you know a little secret that I don't care to keep anymore. I actually slept with Tom Cruise and George Clooney. I had sex with both of them this past year. The way I did it was that I actually offered myself to them when I got a chance to meet them hoping that would boost my acting career. If you want to contact them you can, but like most Hollywood actors they'll all deny it. I've done other shows like the Bedford Diaries and such. My website address is http://tiffany-dupont.com/welcome.shtml . If you want to contact me my number and address is XXXXX

Tiffany Dupont

God Bless"

Update: Through her lawyer, Tiffany sent in the following statement.

"The email posted on your website under my signature was not sent by me. I have never met Tom Cruise or Goerge Clooney. This is simply a hoax."

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PerezHilton.com readers Seko and Christina live in Tanzania, East Africa, and they ran into Matt Damon and Ben Affleck there on Thursday!

What the heck are those two doing in Tanzania???? (Find out below.)

And, more importantly, how cool is it that some sexy peeps are reading our little website all the way in East Africa???? Way cool!

Here's what the ladies had to say of their encounter:

"My friends and I live in Tanzania, East Africa (BONGO) and we just bumped into Ben and Matt at a hotel while we were having happy hour. They were the most down to earth and most awesome guys we have met in a while ( THEY ARE NOW TANZANIAN LEGENDS!!). Honestly, they were so nice and were down to take a photo with us. Matt Damon even introduced himself!! How cool is that? Plus we are pleased to report that Ben Affleck is totally HOT! and very very tall. They are here for aid work and even after a full day, they still posed for a photo. We urge everyone to go watch the Bourne Ultimatum!!"

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"Hey Perez,

I just saw your latest posting about Lance Bass. What
a jerk! On top of that, what a liar in that myspace
posting. My friend, my sister and I went to see
Hairspray on Lance's second night in the show and get
this, he had security escort him straight to a limo
after the show. He only signed a few autographs and
wouldn't take photos with any of the fans waiting
outside of the show. This was only his SECOND night on
broadway. We were so disappointed. Every other "celeb"
in the show was very gracious and signed autographs
and took photos with ALL of the fans awaiting them.
(Including Ashley Parker Angel, Paul Vogt from Mad TV,
Jerry Matthers aka Beaver from Leave it to Beaver, and
a girl that was in 3LW.) He was seriously such an ass.
He could see we were all obviously disappointed and he
basically just shrugged his shoulders. He didn't
apologize to anyone or try to make amends. Keep in
mind this was a sold out show where even nose bleed
seats were $75. On top of that, he really wasn't all
that great in the show. I remember him being a much
better singer/ showing much more charisma back in the
NSYNC days. Who knows… maybe he's been confusing
himself for Justin Timberlake. FYI Lance, you're not
that great! I attached one of the few pics I could get
of him, I know that it sucks, but he really dashed out
of there. It really left a bad taste in my mouth,
along with all of the other "fans" of his that were
there that night."

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"Hey Perez,

Have I got a story for you! So last night (Sunday I was out at NYC's HIRO. It's notorious for always having celebs there and last night was no different. So me and my friend Steven are dancing on the main floor and his boyfriend Tom comes running to us and says "OMG! Lance Bass is up stairs at the bar" so of course I had to see for myself. So we walk up stairs and there he is (I must say he is much hotter in person). So I get the courage to walk up to him and I tap his shoulder and say "hi lance you look great!"

Mr. Cunty Bass looks and rolls his eyes, he says "If you're gonna try to get a picture don't even think about it" A hot guy who he was all over says "Lance you don't have to be so rude" and Cunty Bass says "Oh whatever". I'll admit I was going to ask for a photo but just for my personal collection, but the moment he said that it was war.

PerezHilton instantly entered my head. So I walked away as if I was going to drop it, but then I followed them and as soon as Cunty Bass turned around I lifted my camera zoomed in and got a shot. Lance tried to lean away once he saw the flashes but I got his ass! I heard him say "FUCK he got me!", so I just dipped through the crowd to get away.

-Claudio

PS: I'm sending you the photo of Lance for proof ."

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On 8/8/07, XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX (XXXXXX@XXXXXXX) wrote:

Re: Paula Abdul owes Ex-Personal Assistant Money

I worked for her as one of a handfull of Personal Assistants - lasted a week and now she wont pay up for hours I worked for her.

Please withhold my name!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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On 7/21/07, Donald Sebastian (ddsebastian@peoplepc.com) wrote:

You must be totally miserable. Just because you're a fat disgusting spic, doesn't mean you have to ruin peoples lives.

Who the FUCK ARE YOU to call out people who you THINK are gay? If someone is a celebrity, that doesn't give you the right to bust them out of the closet!?!?! What if your ass had HIV and someone told the whole world about that? There's no difference!

The world would be a much better place without people like you!

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Hi Perez.

I was staying at the Palmilla in Cabo this weekend for a friend's wedding. The day after the wedding (Sunday, July8th) the bride's sister was taking pictures at the kiddie pool of her young son with a big iguana. A hotel employee sheepishly asked her to see her camera. She was flustered and gave it over, and two of somebody's "handlers" looked through all of the pictures on it (all containing wedding pictures and her son with the lizard.) She started to say, "What the hell?" and the employee told her that a famous person was sitting in front of her and didn't want anyone taking her pictures. Turns out it was Kate Beckinsale.

In the first place, the Palmilla is so exclusive and expensive, that 99% of the clientele have no idea who Kate Beckinsale is, and if they did, they would not want to take her picture. Turns out, the reason she didn't want pics taken is that she has a nasty ass, gross saddlebags, and huge thighs. If she's so famous and worried about having her picture taken while she's on vacay, the bitch should pony up for a private island or beach villa.

My other friends who were present were so pissed, they busted out their big SLR cameras with huge lenses, just hoping that her "people" would approach them again, but after realizing that NO, nobody was taking her picture, she must have realized staff's behavior was awful, and gave up trying to thwart the imaginary lurking, vacationing "paparazzi".

Love ya. Viva la Palmilla!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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On 7/1/07, Justin Lanham (justin.lanham@gmail.com) wrote:

YOU"RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU"RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU"RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO CHOKE ON SEMEN!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU"RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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