This is so sad.
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WOW!!! Talk about getting caught with your pants DOWN!
Emile Hirsch apparently forgot he was a human being and thought he had transformed into a dog!
How else can he explain this AMAZING picture of him peeing in a potted cactus outside of the Bootsy Bellows nightclub.
We describe it as amazing, obviously, because of the Into The Wild actor's face after he realizes that his sprung leak was being captured in a totally-not Kodak moment.
This is definitely one for the photo album - DEFINITELY!!!
Don't worry, Emile - this will all blow over and for the next time, remember you only get two "shakes". Anymore than that is considered playing with yourself.
Fun facts, Ha!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
This looks all kinds of sad and depressing!
Penelope Cruz stars in the upcoming drama called Twice Born, which is about her character returning to Bosnia with her teenage son where his father, played by Emile Hirsch, died during the Bosnian conflict of the 1990.
The trailer (above) doesn't really give us too many plot details, but it sure sets the somber mood.
Needless to say, if U liked Speed Racer, U probably won't like this one. LOLz!
Well this is new!
Emile Hirsch is in serious talks right now to become a United States Navy SEAL!
But before you flip too far out, he's
Did the aliens eat his razorblade?? LOLz!!
Actress Charlotte Riley was spotted arm-in-arm with an unkempt dockworker exiting the world premiere of Prometheus on Thursday and we wonder what her betrothed would say… Wait.
That IS Tom Hardy!!
Wow. You could’ve fooled us!!
Tom and Charlotte are a super cute couple — with the most British names ever, by the way — but it was a bit of an odd pairing at the premiere's after-party in London.
She is so
If you're looking for a movie that isn't suitable for ANYBODY under the age of 17, this might be it.
Matthew McConaughey gets in touch with his dark side in the trailer park noir Killer Joe. The actor plays a crooked detective who moonlights as a hitman for hire. When a debt puts Emile Hirsch's life in danger, he calls on Killer Joe to dispose of his mother in order to collect on her life insurance money.
From the looks of it, however, things don't go according to plan. Life lesson #294: Never trust a hitman.
Check out the trailer (above) to see your first glimpse of this NC-17 crime thriller!
Looks inntesting … but we just can't stop thinking about what Magic Mike would look like if it was rated NC-17! Mmm!