50 Cent knows how to not die from bullets. He's very experienced with that.
Though when it comes to hamburger assassins, he's proved he was nowhere near ready.
As we previously mentioned, he was admitted to the hospital for some serious stomach issues, apparently related to a bad hamburger.
While laying in the hospital, 50 was thinking about how serious this could possibly be, saying:
"I'm in a dead serious moment like, 'Damn, I don't believe this is happenin' right now.'"
Then Eminem called him to see how he was doing and 50 said Em was like:
"'Yo Fif, you were shot nine times man if you die over a burger, this sh*t ain't gonna go right. People ain't gonna be feelin' this.'"
So 50 was like, "Damn, he's right." So he just closed his eyes, clenched his fists, held his breath and after all the lights stopped flickering and the hospital stopped shaking… he was all better.
Jk, obviously that's not what happened, but he is feeling better now.
He dodged a metaphorical bullet (as compared to the real ones he's used to dodging) by not having to go into surgery to have a blockage in his small intestine removed.
"I'm feelin' better; I'm in good spirits."
Better to be in good spirits than to be a spirit!
Feel better, Fif!
[Image via 50 Cent/Twitter.]