What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??
One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.
All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.
So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.
For millennia, humans dreamed about
We've been living our lives thinking that Roller Coasters were the most thrilling options available at any given amusement park…
But we were wrong.
That's because there's apparently another type of ride called a Giga Coaster that is pretty much your classic coaster, just taller, faster, and much more intimidating.
This officer deserves a gold star!
When Emmett Township Public Safety Officer Ben Hall pulled over Alexis DiLorenzo for a routine stop, he noticed that her daughter wasn't sitting in her car seat.
In fact, there was no car seat for the five-year-old girl at all. Apparently, Alexis' old car was repossessed, and with it, her daughters booster seat.
You have got to be kidding us.
Is that even edible? And if it is, how could anyone stuff themselves with something so beautiful?
Ha! We're just kidding. We'd eat that whole thing and tip Tink for it too!