Uh-oh, drama is a-brewin' on the Glee set and we're not talking about the scripted dramz!
Talk about a figurative slap in the face!
But maybe life is imitating art for these two!
In the little town of Chesnee, South Carolina, the population is only 868 people. So it apparently can be challenging to find sex partners with whom you are not related to!
That was the case when cops responded to a 9-1-1 hangup and found a 58-year-old woman who admitted that she and her 72-year-old husband were having “sex problems for the past two years.”
But rather than buy a book about rekindling romance or seek the counsel of a marriage therapist, her hubby wanted to keep it all in the family.
And have his wife hook up with his sisters!
The woman, known only as “Mary,” admitted to police
About a bazillion photos get taken every day but you’re looking at (above) what the World Press Photo Academy is calling the greatest picture taken all YEAR!
Wow! That’s saying something!
The shot was snapped by American photographer John Stanmeyer along the shore of Djibouti. It shows eight Africans holding their phones to the sky while attempting to capture a cell signal from Somalia.
K, that’s pretty friggin’ cool!
The pic originally ran in National Geographic and was chosen by a jury panel, including judge and fellow photo enthusiast Susan Linfield. She explained why Stanmeyer’s shot took top prize, saying:
Any New Yorker will tell you it’s hard enough to get a cabbie to take you to Brooklyn!
But get a ride to Boston?! Never would they ever!
Or so we thought!
Somehow though, 31-year-old Denise C. Rebelato convinced a NYC taxi to take her all the way from JFK Airport to her home in Massachusetts on Wednesday night!
It was a four-hour ride that ended up costing her $980!
Only Denise decided she wasn’t going to pay her fare once they got to her house!
Not cool, Denise!
According to the driver
Are you not getting laid as often as you’d like?
Well your cell phone might be to blame!
A new study is out that uncovers your sexual mojo has a lot to do with your mobile and whether you’ve got an Apple or a Robot in your pocket!
So who is having more sex?? iPhone users or Android users?!
Over 5,000 single people in the U.S. were surveyed about their dating habits and the winner of the cell phone sexual olympics is…
Wearing glasses just got a whole lot seXXXier!
Because an app in development for Google Glass is promising to make doing the nasty a whole new experience!
Sex with Glass (which sounds incredibly painful) is actually full of features that will enhance the intimate experience for you and your partner.
While wearing the high-tech specs, simply say, “OK Glass, it’s time,” and the app actually knows that you want to get freak-ay! The glasses will actually live stream what you and the person you’re getting on with are seeing! So now, you can essentially watch yourself in action, while it’s happening!
And if you want to shut the app down, you simply say out loud, “OK Glass, pull out!”
LOLz! We kid you not! That is real.
The app’s inventor, Sherif Maktabi, explained that this product may not be for everyone, saying:
As if writing a paper on quantum theory wasn’t hard enough, look at what one skilled high school student was able to sneak into his essay!
Sairam Gudiseva actually ‘rick-rolled’ his physics teacher!
Ch-ch-check out the photo (below), and you’ll notice the lyrics to the song go down the left margin of the page. He somehow managed to start each new line of text with a word from Rick Astley’s infamous song!
I scream, U scream, WE ALL SCREAM FOR
ICE CREAM MILEY CYRUS!!!
Is Miley so hot she that she needs ice cream to cool down? How does it not instantly melt?? Ah, yes, while the Midwest and East Coast are experiencing below zero temps, El Lay is having an unusual heat wave! Whoops! Soz!
Anyway, to cool herself off, Miley decided to share a pic of herself eating a delicious sweet, cold treat.
We're pretty damn sure that's a strawberry shortcake bar, if we're reading her emojis correctly, which is a fine-ass choice for a creamy treat!
Oh, and Miley agrees — here's what she tweeted along with the photo:
The only downside to this photo (above) is the fact that we have to be hungry now! Boo!
Someone get us some ice cream!
P.S. — Did U hear that Miley doesn't wanna be called an ugly lesbian? Well, just the ugly part — call her a lesbian if you want!
[Image via Miley's Twitter.]