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*** SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE AHS GORE JUST YET, STOP READING NOW!***
Did you nearly pass out over all the blood and terror in American Horror Story: Freak Show's premiere last night?!
We're not sure fans were completely prepared for the death and creeptasticness Ryan Murphy has thought up — but he started the season off with a bang!
There were multiple deaths, the scariest clown we've ever seen and a plethora of freaks to haunt all our dreams!!
While it's too daunting to recount every skin crawling moment from episode 1, allow us to recap 5 freaky moments in fantastically vivd GIFs!
An extended look at the freaks of American Horror Story season 4!!
In this new teaser trailer, we see a physically abused Sarah Paulson aka conjoined twins Bette and Dot, joining the band of Jessica Lange's freaks in Florida to spice up their dying cash flow!
Evan Peters' lobster hands, Kathy Bates' beard, and Angela Bassett's triple boobies are also front and center in the quick, but gratifying vid.
Ch-ch-check out the terror and story teasers (below)!
Come one, come all to get a glimpse inside Ryan Murphy's fab mélange of misfit performers!
The trailer for American Horror Story: Freak Show is finally here — and it's everything we could've hoped for!
Not too terrifying out the gate, but just enough intrigue to get us positively HOOKED!
We meet the glamorous ringleader played by Jessica Lange, Michael Chiklis' strongman, Kathy Bates' bearded lady, Sarah Paulson's conjoined twins and Angela Bassett's triple blessed breasts — with some bonus Evan Peters for the win!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and get your freak on ASAP!
We're delighted the terror is arriving on FX October 8!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see some EXCLUSIVE interviews with the cast!
CAN IT BE OCTOBER 8th YET?!?!
Season four finds the series following a freak show in Florida in 1952, and the characters look OUT OF THIS WORLD.
Jessica Lange plays the German expat in charge of one of the last freak shows in the country and the rest of the cast, like Emma Roberts, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, and more play some of the freaks in the show.
We can't wait to see them all!
P.S. Don't forget to ch-ch-check out the brand new teaser…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Because this weekend while at FOX’s cocktail party at the Omni Hotel for Comic-Con, the two looked like they have hit a rough patch.
At around 3 a.m. (which is when all good things happen), the two were caught having a bad moment as Emma was in tears and Evan attempted to calm her.
But she wasn't having it because at one point she reportedly pounded on his chest. And in the video (above), you can see that things changed when she first let him touch her and then she didn't want any of his affection!
A few people tried to calm her, but the tears kept flowing. Eventually, we hear Evan left the hotel on his own while Emma was taken to another area by security. Considering their past drama where she was arrested for allegedly assaulting him, this doesn't look too good.
But don't let us tell you what to think, ch-ch-check out the dramatic moment go down (above)!!
Leaping lizards! These two cuties are totally adorable…
And totally blinded by the paparazzi flashbulbs!
The duo looked a bit groggy from the dark screening room, but hopefully they enjoyed the monstrous flick!
Here's to many more date nights, you too!
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