The horror!

While attending the Fashion Group International's Night of Stars on Thursday in New York, the amazing Dita Von Teese ran into homewrecking Evan Rachel Whore on the red carpet!

Supposedly Dita was so upset at the sight of her, she tearfully hurried away.

We imagine Evan gets that reaction often, but what was she doing at a fashion event anyway? Obviously she went to stir up trouble!

Dita spoke a bit about her heartbreak, likely referring to her ex-husband Marilyn Manson who left her for Evan Rachel Whore after she appeared in one of his music videos back in 2007:

“I think I’ve become a little bit more careful in my selection now. I look for people that keep me calm and bring happiness and joy to my life instead of the opposite of that. I look for elegance combined with someone who has great sexual chemistry with me. It’s the good parts of the bad guy and the good parts of the good guy, too. I like all of it."

When asked specifically about her divorce, the burlesque beauty teared up and said, "I’m not anyone to give relationship advice. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”

Awww, 'bb! You are too good for that guy, anyway!

Dita is currently dating a younger 25-year-old Frenchman Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac.

Good for you, honey!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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But the show must go on?

Apparently so as an insider said that the Julie Taymor-directed Spider-Man Broadway show is definitely happening despite being "a $45 million mess" because "it's too good not to."

Is it though?

Investors are supposedly swooping in to save the musical from its debt and now the show is just waiting for the money so they can get started.

You know, because they've already run out of money!

The show, featuring music from U2, is set to begin in 5 months so the investors better get crackin'!

We still think this sounds like a huge mistake. And if the financial woes don't convince you of that, just remember that Evan Rachel Whore is playing the lead female role!

BARF!

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He wouldn't even apologize!

After reports surfaced of an inebriated Mickey Rourke firing back at a reporter for claiming that he was dating Evan Rachel Whore, he unleashed a few unkind words.

And now, he's defending them!

"She's a good friend, that's it. And tell that f***ot who wrote all that shit in the paper I'd like to break his f****** legs," Rourke said last November.

When he was asked about the statement on Sunday, he refused to take back the statement.

"I don't really give a f***. Life's too short," he said. "I have more gay friends than any 50 straight people I know, so I don't really give a s***. I meant what I said."

Oh, really?!

Considering he called Sean Penn "one of the most homophobic people I know," we think his ignorance may extend further to the point that he does not know the meaning of the word.

Look it up, sugar!

[Image via WENN.]

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But this time, we are not happy about it!

Sources are telling us that Evan Rachel Wood and the delectable Alexander Skarsgard are more than just co-stars.

That whore!

A Perezcious reader sent us this tip about the newly happy saddening couple:

"evan rachel wood and alexander skarsgard might be effing. my friend is working on the set of 'straw dogs,' a movie starring kate bosworth and askars in shreveport, louisiana. apparently, evan rachel whore flew in friday to be with him and they have been hooking up since they met on the true blood set. he was overheard talking about hanging out with her and actually being excited about that."

There are even pictures of the two allegedly together in Louisiana that have popped up!

Yuck! No! Alexander, you stay away from her! You don't know where she's been!

We do and we know it's better for you to steer clear!!!

Sad. Just sad.

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If you're interested in watching Evan Rachel Wood ruin HBO's runaway hit, True Blood, tune in starting August 30th!

The whore will be playing the character of Queen Sophie-Anne, a character who is "very powerful, capricious and most likely insane," according to show creator Alan Ball.

Not a stretch for Wood!

Ball says Queen Sophie-Anne also "has more than one secret agenda" on her mind, and that the other characters will never be "entirely happy to see her."

Was this role hand-crafted for Evan Rachel Whore herself????

[Image via WENN.]

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Former on-screen siblings Evan Rachel Wood and Shane West are still hooking up, by the looks of it!

The Whore was West's nose arm candy for the D-lister's 31st birthday party at Bardot in Hollywood on Saturday night.

Is it just us or is Evan looking very Rumer Willis-y in this pic???

Ewwww.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Hmmm, what have we got here!

As we previously reported, Evan Rachel Wood and Shane West are hooking up, as these photos illuminate.

The pair swapped spit at Tao in Las Vegas last weekend and then continued their pAArty - with friends watching - back in their room.

They've known each other awhile from their days portraying brother and sister on Once and Again.

Isn't that sort of weird?

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Looks like the on-off relationship between Marilyn Manson and Rachel Evan Wood is on the "off" phase for now. Sad face for him, considering the two were together just a few weeks ago.

In fact, Rachel Evan Whore even spoke with GQ back in April for the May issue and confirmed she was back with Manson.

But, this past weekend Wood acted like quite the single lady.

Manson's former girl was spotted at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night locking lips with D-list actor Shane West.

According to an inside source, "They were both there in a big group of 20 people. At around 3 a.m., Shane and Evan Rachel were all over each other and making out in the middle of the table."

Hot, and yet dirty.

By the way, some STDs can be transferred by kissing. Just sayin'!

[Image via WENN.]

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Rachel Evan Whore sure does get around. But this time she's gone back to an ex!

As we told you back in February, Rachel and her former beau, shock rocker Marilyn Manson, had reportedly gotten back together.

Why she got back with him, we're not sure. But if she had any real desire to get her "career" going, this isn't going to help!

In the NEW May issue of GQ, Rachel Whore confirms the rekindling of her whorish affair with Manson.

Oh, and she also makes it a point, again, to deny ever hooking up with Mickey Rourke.

She says, “There was no truth to it, and it was so annoying. The friendship was intimate and nice, and this makes it weird.”

Please, no one's even talking about that anymore, it was months ago and she's still trying to get media attention for it.

As for Whore and Manson, if they do work out, could you imagine what their children would look like?

Hideous!

[Image via COP/Buzz Foto.]

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