"People always call out, 'Hi Rachel.' I hate it. I'm not Rachel. That's my middle name. They're all dyslexic. Can't they see Evan comes before Rachel?"

- Dlist actress and homewrecker Evan Rachel Whore, on why she's still a nobody

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Marilyn Manson's homewrecking girlfriend, the almost 20 years his junior Evan Rachel Whore, attends a screening of The Life Before Her Eyes, Tuesday in NYC.

You will never be Dita Von Teese, bitch. Never.

Stop trying!

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