Could they have put together a more annoying cast?

Probably not!

The most irritating women in Hollywood will likely appear all together in the new movie Sucker Punch.

Zac Efron's wart, Vanessa Hudgens, homewrecker Abbie Cornish, and homewrecker Evan Rachel Whore are in talks to star in the film described as Alice in Wonderland with machine guns.

We have a feeling this shiz will smell big time!

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Evan Rachel Whore is taking her career down a serious notch!

The ex-homewrecker has plans to act alongside her father in a theater in the park production of Romeo and Juliet in Raleigh, NC this May.

She will be starring as Juliet in the play directed by her brother.

Going from the Oscars to regional theater in the same week???

Ha!

We're glad to see the whore go!

[Image via WENN.]

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They deserve one another!

Rachel Evan Whore and Marilyn Manson have supposedly reconciled.

Or maybe they're just bumping uglies occasionally?

It's being reported that the gruesome twosome spent the night together at the W Hotel in West Los Angeles on Saturday.

As they left the hotel Sunday morning, rocker Manson apparently referred to Whore as his 'girlfriend'.

Misery loves company!

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That lovely dress was walked down the red carpet by Evan Rachel Wood.

Such a shame!

Why is she still rocking the red hair???

It does NOT look pretty on her!

[Photo via AP Images.]

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Evan Rachel Whore Wood is not hooking up with Mickey Rourke, or so she claims, despite reports that the two were seen making out at a Screen Actors Guild Awards show after-party last weekend and countless other reports.

All the "false stuff" being said and implied has had her simply distraught!

Awww!

Marilyn Manson's ex tells Rolling Stone:

"I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."

OK!

Whatever you say!

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Rachel Evan Wood did not look vomitous at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday.

That's an accomplishment!

[Image via WENN.]

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Very few people can pull off the Dita Von Teese look.

Marilyn Manson's homewrecking ex-girlfriend, Rachel Evan Whore is just not one of them.

But, surprisingly enough, when she took off some layers of her overdone makeup, Rachel Evan doesn't look so bad.

And, in an even bigger shocker, Rachel actually looked good again Sunday night at the Golden Globes awards.

That's twice in less than a week!

Whomever she hired to be her new stylist and makeup artist, they deserve a raise!

Update: We knew it!!!

The Whore hired a new makeup artist this week, Toby Fleischman.

Keep her on retainer Rachel Evan!

[Image via WENN.]

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Here's a surprise!

Thursday night Even Rachel Wood attended the 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Los Angeles.

And, we can't believe it, but…

She finally looks good for once!

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Eww, yuck!!!!

Rachel Evan Whore has been cast as Mary Jane for Broadway's Spider-Man musical, according to a new report.

The show, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge from U2, is expected to hit the Great White Way in 2010.

The role of Peter Parker has yet to be filled.

Well, we think they effed up their blockbuster chances with the Whore choice.

But….

At least she's slightly more tolerable than Kiki Drunkst!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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