That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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After trying to steal Queen Bey's thunder during the debut of her surprise visual album over the weekend, it seems the 35-year-old reality star is finally giving the project the attention it deserves.
During the singer's performance of Don't Hurt Yourself, the 34-year-old rocks a two-piece from Kanye West's clothing line paired with a Hood by Air fur that blessed us with all the sass and underboob.
In case you need a refresher:
Avert your eyes, Captain!
The actor seemed truly mesmerized, even completely forgetting that there was a crowd of photographers capturing this moment directly in front of him.
But, hey, maybe Chris wasn't looking at Lizzie's breasts but just looking near them? Ya know?
ANYWAY, the Scarlet Witch herself was everything that is glamorous and fabulous in a long-sleeved white gown with a deep keyhole cutout that left Mr. 'Merica looking like a total dork.
She wins! Even if they are technically on the same team.
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Sleek and plunging for the red carpet!
She looked every inch the supermodel!
The Jane The Virgin star embraced a similar silhouette in her Bibhu Mohapatra gown, but added a touch of bondage with the honeycomb leather straps along the neckline.
Very hot and very RAWR!
And they both had the most glowing skin! Can we get their facialists' numbers please???
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Keeping it classic!
While Cait was elegant and statuesque in an off-shoulder Chiara Boni gown, Ari put her best diva foot forward in a voluminous strapless number with full feathered skirt.
Talk about feeling like a Dangerous Woman!
And the dress served her well when she performed her latest single on stage later that evening.
We can't even be mad at her ponytail this time, because she definitely killed it!
Do U love it???
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Nicki Minaj looks good in literally everything she wears.
So, we were thrilled to see her strut her stuff in this beautiful black number on Tuesday! As we already know, the rapper was named one of Time's 100 Most Influential People last week.
And now, the gorgeous gal is hitting up this year's Time 100 Gala to celebrate!
The beauty donned this delightfully detailed dress at NYC's Lincoln Center. While she kept her ASSets hidden, the lace-covered cutouts did give us glimpses of the star's skin!
Plus, she pulled her hair back into a gorgeous knot and completed the lusty look with some super seXXXy knee-high boots, further proving that she's a beautiful badass!
And to make things MORE interesting, she didn't show up alone! Buuuuuut she didn't show up with Meek Mill either! Instead, the hitmaker's date for the evening was
Eeeeee, we don't know if we're ready for 50 Shades Darker! But it's coming!
She told interviewer Chrissie Hynde:
"I'm filming the next two installments of the Fifty Shades movies back-to-back. I'm doing [a sex scene] today. It's not … comfortable. It's pretty tedious. We're not having actual sex. But I've been simulating sex for seven hours straight right now, and I'm over it."
Sounds like hell! Even if she is simulating sex with total hunk Jamie Dornan.
The actress later revealed that she still gets insecure about her profession and future:
"I still feel like I don't know what I'm doing. Like, I'm unsure of what my life will be like. I mean, I have such an obsession with making movies that I probably will always do that. But sometimes my life can feel so suffocating, and then it can feel so massive, like I don't have a handle on it at all, and I don't know where it's going or what I'm going to do. Right now, I'm known for making movies. And I wonder if that's it. I don't know. It doesn't feel like it to me."
You'll figure it out, girl! Don't sweat it too much yet!
She also lamented how quickly Hollywood wants to move on to the new hot star:
Boy, does this bring back memories!
Kristin Cavallari must've been feeling nostalgic when she put on this black and gold choker from her Emerald Duv jewelry line.
The Balancing In Heels author joked about her teen self's penchant for the neckwear by posting a silly snap of herself in a cowboy hat and gray mustache.
"The 18 year old me is loving this trend. Add me on snapchat: KCavSnaps 🎉#LagunaBeach #BlackChokersAreBack! @emeraldduvjewelry"
Seriously, though, KCav was really loving her chokers back in the day!
She doesn't even look so different from her teenage years! Never forget: "Stepheeeeeeeeen!"
Are you into the reemerging choker trend, Perezcious readers???