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People Are Left Without Their Caffeine Fix As Starbucks' Computer System Crashes — See The Dramatic Reactions HERE!

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If you think you've seen the Internet freak out before, you haven't seen them without their coffee!

On Tuesday morning, many weren't able to get their caffeine fix as Starbucks' computer system was down — but, have no fear, the coffee company responded by handing out FREE beverages at some of their stores!

So basically, customers are either having the worst day or the best day ever!

Related: Starbucks Getting Sued Over The Unicorn Frappuccino!

Ch-ch-check out some of the dramatic responses (below)!

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KFC Just Released One Of The Most WTF Romance Novels Of All Time! For Real!

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It's like at some point the folks in KFC's ad department said, look, everyone knows what our chicken tastes like. Let's just have fun.

As part of their continued campaign of weirdness, the fast food chain has released a Colonel Sanders romance novel as a special Mother's Day promotion. Why? We have no idea.

The notion may be a laugh, but the 96-page novella is all too real. From the synopsis:

"When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion."

The ebook is available for free on Amazon for the time being. We're almost fri-curious enough to check it out…

Of course, if chicken isn't what gets your motor revved, why not try aliens, gargoyles, werecats, or even dinosaurs in some of the strangest erotic literature on the market?

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

[Image via Amazon.]

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Starbucks Getting Sued Over The Unicorn Frappuccino!

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Starbucks may have set the Internet on glittery fire with talk of their Unicorn Frappuccino — but was the mixed response worth it??

Now the coffee giant is getting more than controversy over their fantastic beast beverage — they're getting sued!

Per TMZ, a cafe called The End in New York City has filed a lawsuit alleging they came up with their Unicorn Latte four months beforehand. Both drinks trade coffee content for confectionary colors.

Photos: Now There's A Narwhal Frap On The Secret Menu

The End claims they have the right to the name and Starbucks should stop selling their drink because it's confusing customers.

Starbucks' defense? The End never had the only Unicorn drink; the Frap was inspired by tons of homemade drinks using the "unicorn" name.

Personally, we're done with all of the pure sugar nonsense — give us chocolate and cookie and shit for the next lil bit, 'kay?

What do YOU think??

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The Narwhal Frappuccino Is The Latest Drink Swimming Through Starbucks…But Is It Better Than These Other Secret Menu Items???

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Starbucks has a new narwhal frapp.

By unleashing the Unicorn Frappuccino on us, Starbucks has started a colorful trend that just won't die. Instead it will live a half life…

After introducing you to the Dragon Frapp and the Mermaid Frapp, now the secret menu experimenters have unleashed the Narwhal Frapp. It's madness!

Created by the same barista who gave us the Mermaid version, Jocelyn Freeman, this particular concoction is made from blended strawberry lemonade with vanilla bean powder. And it apparently tastes exactly like pink Starburst!

So, basically liquified candy — just like the Unicorn Frapp!

Since narwhals are pretty much sea unicorns (except real!), we guess it makes a kind of sense. But we def think it should be called the Pink Fairy Frapp!

The drink is not official, but if you give your local barista the ingredients, they should be able to make you one. Don't be afraid to ask, we guess.

Want more? Check out all the Starbucks secret menu products (below)!

CLICK HERE to view "Starbucks Secret Menu Items!"

CLICK HERE to view "Starbucks Secret Menu Items!"

CLICK HERE to view "Starbucks Secret Menu Items!"

CLICK HERE to view "Starbucks Secret Menu Items!"

CLICK HERE to view "Starbucks Secret Menu Items!"

[Image via Becca Glasser-Baker Instagram]

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