Archive for the 'Fast Food' Category

This story is five-pieces of extra crispy MADNESS with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy crazy!!

Trying to circumvent certain Israeli-led food embargoes in the Gaza Strip, brave souls with a penchant for fast food are smuggling KFC into their neighborhoods through underground tunnels!!

Since Hamas took control in the region, many aspects of life have gotten much harder for residents and there is no longer easy access to many deliciously unhealthy fast-food joints!!

Chicken enthusiasts, however, will NOT be denied!

Daring entrepreneurs are risking life, limb, and early-onset obesity to

Ever since the madmen over at Taco Bell announced they were making taco shells out of Doritos, we were wondering when they'd finally announce a product that would bring world peace. It seemed like they were SO CLOSE!

Well, that time has come! Taco Bell is testing the WAFFLE TACO

Mama June Shannon may not have gotten officially wed last weekend, but she did get officially fed!

The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star's wedding spread was about as unhealthy as you might expect.

If you haven't seen the man who called 911 for the kidnapped women in Cleveland the other day, you need to sit your butt down and watch it (above)!

Not only did Charles Ramsey do everything he needed to do to help these women escape from a decade of bondage, but he also put down his McDonald's to do it! Ha!

While the facts of the case are gruesome, we can't help but find a little solace in such a happy guy — and McDonald's now wants to talk to him!

Sacramento and Kansas City liked it, and that seems to be good enough for Taco Bell!

The franchise's $1 "Cravings" value menu was tested in the two cities (above) and was met with positive reviews.

Which has Taco Bell thinking BIG!

Here's what a spokesperson said:

Since Pizza Hut is responsible for bringing us cheesy pizza with pockets, pizza perfume, hotdog stuffed crusts and sliders, when we heard that Jimmy Kimmel thought up Extreme Double Crust Dinner Box Hands-Free Smoothie Tubers, we didn't even flinch!!

Earlier this month, Xbox LIVE's director of programming, Larry Hryb introduced the Create Your Pizza App that can be used with your controller, voice or gestures, and because it seems like people are getting lazier by the minute, Kimmel decided to poke fun at the new app.

In the clip (above) the host shows us what can come of having everything at your fingertips, and we have to say, it's pretty NAS-TAY.

But if you don't mind having a mixture of pizzas, p'zones, breadsticks, or your choice of pasta, pizza rollers, boneless buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks and marina sauce blended into a tube as your dinner, then this might just be the next BIG thing!!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to either gag or fall in love. LOLz

If we could live in a world where McDonalds served breakfast all day, it would be a much brighter and friendlier place to call planet Earth!

LOLz!

While still not the healthiest option, (like, ever) McDonald's breakfast is okay to indulge in once in a blue moon — and if they had breakfast all day, those cravings would be easier to fill! You know, instead of it being 11:30 am and you're now in a bad mood because McD's arbitrarily cuts off their Egg McMuffin making at 10:30 (or 11:00 in some areas)!

DO IT TO KEEP PEOPLE IN A GOOD MOOD, guys! Ha!

When asked if there was potential to serve the better part of the menu all day, the President and CEO of the company said this: