(Srsly, what was with that sniffling??)
Fish News Archive
Suffering from short term memory loss, Dory has a pretty hard time remembering things (unless, of course, we're talking about P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney).
But even the absentminded fish can't forget about her mom in the latest Finding Dory promo celebrating Mother's Day!
The newest clips of Pixar's upcoming sequel show Ellen DeGeneres' underwater alter ego swimming through all lengths of the pacific ocean to find her mom Jenny (voiced by Diane Keaton) – who we CANNOT wait to meet ourselves!
Ch-ch-check out the promo (above) and meet Dory's parents when Finding Dory in theaters July 17!
Kim Kardashian Cleans North West's Fish Tank AND Cheats On Her Diet! Get All Her Krazy Konfessions HERE!
Kim Kardashian West has all sorts of konfessions!
On Wednesday, the gorgeous gal opened up on her app about her current feelings for the day, and gave us all the scoop on what she loves, hates, eats, and watches!
The momma-of-two revealed all sorts of fun facts on her website!
For example, did you know the brunette beauty actually CLEANS?! And apparently she's not a fan, because she wrote:
"Hating – That I have to clean North [West]'s fish tank"
To be fair, taking care of fish is a lot of work!
But that's not the only secret Kimmy Kakes spilled! The famous female also admitted that she's cheating on her diet! GASP!
Who needs a lady love like Lina Sandberg when you can have the company of fish??
No, you didn't read that wrong!
Early Thursday morning, the 32-year-old took to Instagram to share a video of a fish giving a man a blow job in the middle of a lake.
Again, not a typo.
Scott must REALLY enjoy being single, because we're not sure this is the way you win back a former flame.
And while the man's face and penis aren't visible in the crude clip, Kourtney Kardashian's ex eventually deleted the video from his page.
Luckily — or unluckily — for us, someone took a screenshot of the vid. Ch-ch-check out the NSFW image (below)!
This fish was REALLY excited to meet Barack Obama!
During his trip to Alaska, the President made a stop at Kanakanak Beach in Dillingham to see how the locals fish. But the educational trip turned into a comedic gag when one a salmon spawned all over his shoes!
After POTUS was caught off guard by the release of fluid, the local he was with explained that the salmon was spawning!
Cool as ever, Obama said to the press:
Justin Bieber sure loves to strip down!
Instead of making the conventional fashion choice for a fishing trip — like, you know, a bathing suit — the Biebs donned only a pair of white undies for a recent boating excursion.
The singer was rocking some white boxers by Calvin Klein, obvs!
He took to Instagram on Monday to share the shirtless snap (above). He captioned the skintillating pic:
"Caught a big one lol"
Ummm are we still talking about fish, Justin? LOL!
It seems like he's sure having fun in the sun!
[Image via Instagram.]