Open your mouths wide, because Oscar Mayer is about to shove their wieners in them! LOLz!
Are you tired of wrapping your hotdogs in bacon? Are you tired of having to buy bacon separately from your hotdogs? Are you tired of looking for another way to get bacon into your system?
No? You love bacon so much that none of that makes you tired?? Well okay then! Ha!
This news is good for you anyway! Oscar Mayer has just released their bacon dogs, which have bacon RIGHT INSIDE of the wiener! It's like a dream come true! Here's what they said:
Zachary Maxwell knew something was wrong with the food being served at the school he attends in New York City.
But what could he do about it? He's only eleven years old!
It turns out he could do plenty!
The incredible young man secretly recorded the food his school was providing his peers and him.
Six months later - the little dude is getting some serious accolades for his short documentary entitled YUCK.
In fact - we hear Zachary has been asked to serve as "adviser to the New York City Department of Education’s Office of School Food".
So cool!
These days - Zachary brings his own lunch to school - which should tell you a little something about what he discovered while filming his exposé documentary.
Check out the amazing trailer for YUCK by watching the video (above) !!!
We'd be offended that Jamie Oliver showed thousands of people his Spotted Dick without asking if they wanted to see it, or if they were of age, but it's not really his dong. It's a dessert!
And no, we don't mean it was his 'sweet' dong either — gosh, grow up! LOLz!
Here's what he said along with posting the pic (above):
During his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, Miguel just DESTROYED a girl when he attempted to jump over the crowd and ended up landing on her FACE with his BALLS!!!
Was this a failed attempt at the Hogan leg drop?? Dude, you could have broken her neck!!
The man's got balls of steel!!!
Check out a Vine of the dangerous dance movie AFTER THE JUMP!!!