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Super Bowl Sunday is quickly approaching, and if you still haven't figured out what you'll be serving at your party — what HAVE you been doing with your life?!
Just kidding, we know the days leading up to the big game are hectic!
Which is why we compiled a list of AH-Mazing appetizers your favorite celebs make in times like these!
They're all pretty easy peasy to prepare, so your football game day will be stress-free — except for the entire battle between the Patriots and Seahawks! That's going to be epic!
Ch-ch-check out some of the awesome recipes to satisfy your Super Bowl appetite (below)!
Pat Bertoletti is king of the wings!!
Wing Bowl 23 is over and a new record has been set!!
Bertoletti took the big win after eating a new record of 444 wings!! That's insane.
It was a huge upset for Molly Schuyler, who you may remember as the woman who ate two 72-ounce steaks in under 15 minutes!
She was also last year's winner and near the end of this year's competition she was actually in the lead!
But Bertoletti pulled ahead in the end, beating Schuyler's wing count of 440 by 4 to take the win. The craziest part is the next closest runner-up only ate 289 wings total! That's nuts!
We guess that's why they're called "professional" eaters.
Sorry, Schuyler! Congrats, Bertoletti!! We don't envy your indigestion.
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Whoever came up with this Super Bowl ad for Snickers is a genius.
It takes one of the most famous scenes from the old show The Brady Bunch and remixes it into a commercial!
The scene is from the episode where Peter hits his sister Marcia in the nose with a football right before a big dance.
Except Marcia hasn't eaten in a while and she's not herself when she's hungry. In fact, she's Danny Trejo when she's hungry! An axe-wielding Danny Trejo!!
We don't want to say anything else because wow this ad is kinda perfect.
Check out the video (below) to watch and see how a real commercial should be done!
A British chocolate product, the Edible Anus, is kinda the best Valentine's Day gift.
Few things have that perfect combination of flavor, uniqueness, sex appeal and hint at all the crazy stuff that's going down later in the evening. LOLz!
What started as basically an edible art exhibit (of chocolate anuses) turned into an entire industry!
There aren't just insulated chocolate boxes shipping all over, they're even selling bronze buttholes and fancy cut glass ones!!
There's a butthole for everyone!
But we gotta ask, if you get the chocolates… just who's butthole are you taking to Brown Town?
London artist and Edible Anus creator Magnus Irvin originally tried to cast his own! But it didn't go well! His website explains:
It's not just her lips that has everyone talking, but how she stays so fit, too!
While promoting the Sugar Factory American Brasserie grand opening in Rosemont, Illinois this past weekend, Kylie Jenner revealed all she eats are sweets and candy!
Which of course doesn't explain her trim figure at all, but hey, she's 17 so her metabolism must still be kickin'!
Anyway, Kylie confessed:
What's better than a hot dog?
A hot dog from KFC! (Cause everything they make is pants-bustingly delicious.)
But what's better than a KFC hot dog??
A KFC Double Down Dog!!
If you haven't heard of KFC's Double Down foods, they're pretty much any normal food where the bun is replaced with fried chicken.
It's possibly one of the least healthy ways to do food and the Double Down creations just keep getting crazier. The Double Down Dog is a normal hot dog, wrapped in fried chicken as a bun and covered in a "cheese" sauce.
Sadly (or thankfully!), it's only available in the Philippines.
We guess they're just testing the market to see if people can eat a fried chicken hot dog without instantly dying. LOLz!
Would U try the Double Down Dog?? Let us know in the comments!!
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What?! Say it isn't so!
A recent settlement between Let's Buy British Imports, or L.B.B., and Hershey's demanded that the British confectioner stop selling their wares in America, because Hershey's needs to protect their brand.
So, if you're a fan of the British candies Toffee Crisps and Yorkie bars, you're out of luck because they too-closely resemble Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and York peppermint patties. Oh, and the KitKats made in the UK will obviously not be making it here either.
Actually this may be the beginning of a good thing though!
The reason people love British candy more than American is because they use higher quality ingredients. For example, in the British Cadbury's Dairy Milk bar, the first ingredient is milk, whereas in America, it is sugar. Also, British candies use vegetable fats to get their smooth texture, but American chocolates use PGPR and soy lecithin, which give the candy a longer shelf life, but make it less delicious.
So, maybe since people can't get British candy anymore, they'll want America to step its chocolate game up!
We're not going to hold our breath, though… but there's no harm in staying optimistic, right???