No. Just so much no.
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In honor of the holiday, Funny or Die has been releasing a ton of Halloween-themed videos all week, but this one is probably our favorite.
It's a really well done short that actually feels like it could be on a real episode of the show, if the people looking for a home happened to be goths.
The Halloween-meets-real estate wordplay is also very well done; our favorites being the unfinished business and historic cult suicide jokes.
Ch-ch-check out the spooky spoof (below)!!!
In the ongoing case of the Jenner v Jenner divorce, it's being reported that the former Olympian is signing documents to give his soon-to-be ex-wife his share of their Hidden Hills home — which may be a good or bad thing, depending on how you look at it!
The house, which has six bedrooms and eight bathrooms, has gone way, way up in value after the two purchased it back in 2010!
But it doesn't sound like Brucey is worried about the money (or anything else); he has a nifty bachelor pad in Malibu where he's been staying since he and Kris announced their separation.
Everything is going pretty dandy for the former couple!
Things seem to be amicable — no drama here!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
After all the controversy Stephen Collins has faced, he and his estranged wife Faye Grant have decided to put their two matching property homes in Brentwood up for sale.
The 7th Heaven actor and his wife listed their houses at an astounding $5.5 million for both homes or $2.85 million for one that totals to 2,756 square feet while the other is being sold at $2.7 million for 2,583 square feet.
The larger, more expensive home is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom with a two-story guesthouse that sits on more than a quarter-acre of land.
While the slightly smaller home is a one-story house that also has three bedrooms and three bathrooms. The only difference is this home opens up directly into a lagoon-swimming pool style backyard.
This move to sell their matching homes isn't too surprising since
This is starting to get really creepy!
Mama June recently had her popular show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo cancelled and the disturbing reports that followed painted a scary picture of the relationship between Mama June and Mark McDaniel since his release from prison last March.
A place he went to for molesting Mama June's own daughter Anna.
New photos have emerged of June and Mark going house hunting in Hampton, Georgia recently and in one photo they were seen looking very chummy as they held hands!
Sources have revealed the legendary comedienne's daughter will receive $75 million in cash and her mother's beautiful $35 million Upper East Side condo.
Melissa's 13-year-old son Cooper will be given his own endowment, as well.
This news comes just one week after Joan's official cause of death was released.
Melissa tweeted following the New York City Medical Examiner's announcement — but has remained silent since.
We're sure she's going to be in mourning for a while, especially since it's exceptionally hard to lose a best friend. Sending love!
[Image via Dan Jackman/WENN.]
Renée Zellweger's Face Isn't The Only Thing That's Changing! She's Selling Her $1.6 Million Connecticut Home!
The Bridget Jone's Diary actress is selling her $1.6 million 3,500-square-ft. Connecticut farmhouse, nestled along the Quinebaug River.
The rustic 38-acre property was purchased in 2004, and features plenty of ritzy furnishings, a bread oven for baking enthusiasts, and even a swimming pool!
Did we mention plenty of restored wood, a barn, and external guest house?!
Sound like the most puuurfect country-style getaway EVER! Wonder where she's thinking about buying property next!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Things are not looking so good for Jon Gosselin.
The former reality star strayed from the path of success after he and his ex-wife Kate split many moons ago.
While Kate has spent plenty of time livin' it up on reality TV, Jon has been evicted from his home in Pennsylvania for not being able to make the payments on the property.
An insider confirmed Jon's recent living situation, saying: