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High School Students Accidentally Shown Horror Movie Human Centipede 2! Find Out The Fallout From The Freaky Film!

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This is quite the mistake to make!

Tennessee high school students viewed part of Human Centipede 2 on Wednesday — a "torture porn" film that is so graphic, it's been banned in several countries!

Related: Keep Up With More Crazy Viral News HERE!

Students at Jackson Central-Merry High School in Jackson, Tennessee apparently watched at least a portion of the film, though school administrators are remaining tight lipped about exactly what part the kids saw, who put it on screen, or why the movie was shown.

The Jackson Sun obtained a copy of a letter sent from the school's principal to parents on Friday, two days after the incident, disclosing exactly what had happened:

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Tom Brady MUST Have Bieber Fever — Just Look At His Haircut!

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There's no way Gisele Bundchen okayed this.

Following the news that Tom Brady's suspension from the NFL was reinstated, the athlete was spotted out sporting a very inneresting and new haircut while out to church with Gisele in New York City. Let's just say we hope Tom repented for this horrible 'do while he was there!

Related: Gisele Says Life Is 'Challenging' Right Now!

Not only is this new hair simply confusing, but it definitely brings back memories of Justin Bieber circa 2010. By the looks of this copycat hairstyle, you'd expect T.B. to break into a rendition of Baby at any moment!

While we don't think this style is good on anyone, it's especially not flattering on the football pro. All this look does is detract from Mr. Brady's bangin' physique and amazing fashion sense!

Tom, we understand you're going through a difficult time right now, but this look is not the way to go. Trust us — you don't want to following in Biebs' footsteps. Next thing you know you'll be comparing yourself to God or pissing in buckets.

Heed our warning, Brady. THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU.

[Image via Getty Images/WENN.]

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Jennifer Lawrence Reveals She Hasn't 'Felt The Touch Of A Man' In FOREVER

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Jennifer Lawrence is going through a dry spell!

Though it may be hard to believe that a pretty, funny, and talented gal like Jennifer is struggling to find a guy to bone, that's exactly what's going on. Lawrence even confirmed the unfortunate news to Extra at at the premiere A Beautiful Planet, a movie she narrated.

Related: Amy Schumer Dishes On Jennifer's Pee Secret!

Declaring the surprising news to a reporter, the beauty confided that it's been a long time since she's had sexy times. We guess her split from ex Chris Martin really did a number on Jen!

Elaborating on just how dire her situation is, the blonde revealed:

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Seth Rogen & Zac Efron Draw D*cks On Conan O'Brien's Face For Majorly Losing At Mario Kart! Watch!

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Conan O'Brien is a total d*ckhead!

At least that's the case after the late night host got pummeled by Seth Rogen and Zac Efron in a Mario Kart tournament!

In a special fraternity edition of Clueless Gamer, Coco challenged the Neighbors 2 stars to a few rounds of the classic racing game.

Photo: Zac Takes A Big Spill On The Beach Filming Baywatch!

Before they got started, the actors decided to add some frat house stakes to the competition — and declared the winners of each round would draw penises on the loser's face!

Unsurprisingly, Conan received the bulk of the peen after coming in last almost EVERY round! Maybe he shouldn't have taken those hits from his vape before they started playing. LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see the phallic action!

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Ted Cruz Was Called 'Lucifer In The Flesh' By A Fellow Republican This Week — Now Satanists Are Offended At The Comparison! See Their HELL-arious Statement!

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You know it's bad when even Satan worshippers say you're too extreme…

And that's the problem Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz must now confront, after a fellow politician called out his devilish ways in a viral rant!

Related: Remember Ted's Sex Scandal?!

John Boehner, the former Republican Speaker of the House and a congressman from Ohio, was giving a talk at Stanford University on Wednesday night when a question came up about what the politician thought of the man Donald Trump calls "Lyin' Ted."

Boehner, uh, well… he didn't exactly hold back in telling the audience what he thought of Cruz:

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A 'Livid' Brooklyn Decker Tweets About How She Missed Her Flight To Pump Breast Milk!

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Brooklyn Decker is NOT a happy camper right about now!

On Wednesday, Brooklyn shared some angry yet hilarious tweets about an unfortunate incident she experienced while flying. Let's just say this tale is full of boobs, breast milk, and TERRIBLE miscommunication!

Related: Brooklyn Shares The First Photo Of Her Son!

According to Decker, she was all set to go on her first mommy trip sans son Hank Roddick when misfortune struck. Not only was B.D.'s flight delayed TWO HOURS, but the passengers were told to deboard the plane until the mechanical issues could be fixed.

Not one to miss a breast pumping opportunity, the mommy of nine months hurried off to the bathroom to do her thing. Upon returning just fifteen minutes later, a flight attendant informed her that the gate was now "closed". How rude!

Understandably "livid" about the situation, the beauty took to Twitter to vent her frustrations while sipping on some wine:

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Nick Lachey & The Guys Of 98 Degrees Admit To Hooking Up With Fans!

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Ooooh la la! They guys get honest!

It must be 98 Degrees in here because these stories are getting HOT!

The guy group is back together again, gearing up for a star-studded, nostalgia-inducing tour that's straight out of every '90s kid's fantasy!

And when these best bros reunite, they end up spilling salacious secrets about their boy band days! Lucky us!

Video: Watch Nick Lachey Replace Dave Grohl In The Foo Fighters!

Of course, they had a little encouragement, since they got caught up in a game of Never Have I Ever with E! News.

Nick Lachey, his brother Drew, Justin Jeffre, and Jeff Timmons were all asked if they had kissed or hooked up with a fan during their glory days, and that's when things started to get interesting!

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