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Farrah Abraham Shuts Down Fellow Celebrity Big Brother Cast Member's Advances — Because She'd 'Break His D*ck'!

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Oooof. Sorry, James Hill!

The British Celebrity Big Brother star might've developed a little crush on fellow house member Farrah Abraham this week.

But unfortunately for him, Ms. Abraham did not feel the same way.

[ Related: Farrah Abraham Went Topless… Again! ]

Hill began flirting a bit with Farrah, asking her what sort of men she sought out — "tall, dark and handsome" was her reply to short, blonde James.

But he was persistent, constantly asking questions about the men in her life, trying to weasel his way into her heart (or pants).

Farrah, though, wasn't feeling it. After getting away from James, Farrah said to fellow housemate Jenna Jameson:

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Coco Gets GRAPHIC Discussing Her Fear Of Giving Birth! Quote Of The Day!

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"If I could avoid actually giving birth, I'd probably have like five children. This makes people laugh, but I'm very petite down there. I'm prepared for pain, I just don't want to go through all the dramatics of ripping."

- Coco on her childbirth fears.

[Image via Instagram.]

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Jason Biggs Is A Proud Papa After His Sweet Son Coincidentally Picks Up A Pie-Inspired Children’s Book!

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Because of course he did.

Seriously, what are the odds?

Jason Biggs and his 18-month-old son Sid were at a library in Nantucket, Massachusetts on Thursday when the tiny tot decided to pick out a book.

And strangely enough, with ZERO prompting from his famous father, Sid selected a story titled Apple Pie That Papa Baked. Talk about a crazy coincidence, right??

[ Related: Tara Reid Teases A Fifth American Pie Movie! ]

But, as we all know, Papa did much more than bake the delicious dessert in American Pie

The actor found the whole thing to be totally HIGHlarious, and decided to document his child's choice in children's books to Instagram, snapping a sweet shot of his son (above).

Jason captioned the precious pic:

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Kris Jenner Sells A Birkin Bag On Ebay While Also Informing Us That She's A Bonafide Cougar

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Only Kris Jenner you guys.

While she already has a billion different job descriptions on her resume, the momager recently took up one of her old past times — selling designer duds on Ebay!

Yep, K.J. felt the urge to hawk her brown Birkin bag used only six times because it just "wasn't her color".

Hmm, we wonder if she learned the art of consignment from former Ebay queen, Kim Kardashian!

[ Related: 25 Times Kris Thought She Was 25! ]

But wait…before you start imagining the reality star orchestrating a bidding war from her casa in Calabasas, the mom of six actually opted to have an outside company handle the sale which is the funny part of the story.

So, to thank the company for selling, Jenner sent a nice note on her own stationery… and it's HILARIOUS. Check out the amazing notepad of Kris (below)!

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Robert Downey Jr. & Samuel L. Jackson Get NSFW As $%#@ In The Avengers: Age Of Ultron Blooper Reel!

They may be Earth's mightiest heroes, but they do not have the super power of always remembering their lines!

Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and more get super naughty when they mess up!

[ Related: Chris Evans & Anthony Mackie Gift D23 With First Captain America: Civil War Footage! ]

And it's all captured for posterity in the Avengers: Age Of Ultron blooper reel!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

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Stephen Colbert Lays The Smackdown On His Own Second Guest Jeb Bush! Awkward But HIGHlarious!

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Stephen Colbert's first episode of The Late Show hasn't even aired, and already he's having an awkward moment with a guest!

No, it's not sweet, sweet George Clooney.

It seems the Jeb Bush decided to set up a contest where he raffled off his comped seats in the audience — to people who donated to his Presidential campaign!

[ Related: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Announces Star-Studded Guest Lineup For Week 2 ]

Well, since the new Colbert isn't pretending to be a right wing blowhard, he took a little umbrage with Bush using his show to raise money — especially since he never told Jeb it was OK with him!

So Colbert is announcing his own contest, in which fans can win the chance to submit a question directly to Jeb — that Colbert will ask him on national TV!

Man, that could get uncomfortable! It's also MUST-WATCH TV!

Get all the contest deets and more jabs at Jeb in the announcement video (below)!

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