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Would Khloé Kardashian Swipe Right For THESE A-List Hunks?!

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If only this were real!

On Wednesday, Khloé Kardashian wrote a blog entry on her website where she plays a hypothetical game of Celebrity Tinder!

The KUWTK star wrote:

"Sh*t goes down on Tinder! Have you dolls ever wished you could swipe right on your celeb crushes?"

Boy, we would swipe right in a heartbeat!

Related: Khloé Kardashian Serves Up Easy Tips For Eating Healthier!

However, KoKo is quite choosy, and isn't going to say yes to a guy just because he's a fellow celeb.

Would the 35-year-old hook up with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?! While she loves his personality, she just doesn't see him "like that." She said:

"I love The Rock as a person but I'm just not sexually attracted to him."

The same goes for Jaden Smith, who Miz Kardashian sees as a family member!

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Ryan Lochte Admits He's A 'Drunk Frat Boy' In HIGHlarious Songified Version Of His Rio Robbery Apology! Watch & Sing Along!

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After getting caught in his lie about getting robbed at gunpoint in Rio, Ryan Lochte is feeling pretty bad for himself.

The Olympics swimmer recently sat down with Matt Lauer to apologize not even a week after he lied straight to the NBC anchor's face — admitting he acted like a "drunk frat boy" who had "too much to drink" and "exaggerated" the events of the night.

Thankfully, the creative folks behind the YouTube channel Schmoyoho — the people who famously "songified" Antonie Dondson's Hide Yo Kids news clip — gave Lochte's weepy interview the same musical treatment!

Related: Ryan's Other Teammate Insists He Never Lied In The Scandal!

Not only did The Gregory Brothers remix the gold medalist's apology into autotuned harmonies, but they also added comments from Today anchors Billy Bush and Al Roker — who viciously chastised Lochte for leaving his teammates in Brazil while he "skedaddled" back to the U.S.

Ch-ch-check Lochte's musical debut in Drunk Frat Boy (below) to hear the ridiculously catchy tune!

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Kourtney & Khloé Kardashian Prove They're Kids At Heart By Spending The Day At A Carousel!

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Age ain't nothing but a number!

On Tuesday, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian relived childhood memories by riding a carousel at Encino Place in Encino, CA!

Related: Kourtney Kardashian Can't Stop Showing Off Her Fit Bod!

The mother-of-three posted the (above) pic with the playful caption:

"Bae day is always play day."

Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, you have to admit Kourt and KoKo know how to have fun!

We're totally not surprised the two reality TV stars chose to ride the giraffe! As featured on KUWTK, Khloé has an inflatable one named Henry!

Never grow up, ladies!

[Image via Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram.]

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John Krasinski Lost A Bet To Emily Blunt & Now Has To Cook Dinner Once A Week… But Why Is Leonardo DiCaprio To Blame?!

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After 36 years, John Krasinski is finally learning how to cook — but not by choice!

Turns out, The Hollars director lost a bet to his wife Emily Blunt, and now is responsible for making dinner once a week! As he should!

The actor appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday to promote his upcoming flick, and he dished on having two adorable daughters, Hazel and Violet, and his relationship with the 33-year-old actress.

Related: 11 Funniest Celebrity Pranks!

Although Krasinski initially cooked for Emily as a Mother's Day gift, the two made a bet regarding Leonardo DiCaprio's age — and needless to say, The Office alum was SOL:

"We made a stupid bet and I lost. The bet was Emily said something about Leonardo DiCaprio being 41. And I said, 'How dare you! That cherub of a man—that cherub of a talent—can't be more than 28.' He's not over 40, was my thing. She said, 'If I'm right, you have to cook for me every Sunday. And if you're right, you get to play Call of Duty once a week.' So I thought, 'Here we go! This is the good stuff.' He's 41."

Ha! LOVES it!

As honorable as it may sound, Jimmy didn't hesitate to call John out for not always honoring his agreement with his bride:

"By the way, I was at your house on Sunday, and Emily did all the cooking while you and I looked at your new record player…"

To which John joked:

"I told you, I'm an impressive dude at home. You know, with the new Star Wars trailer out, I was like, 'I'm not going to cook tonight.'"

LOLz!

Watch the actor tell the entire story — plus gush about being a father — in the interview (below)!!!

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Mariah Carey Officially Out Mariah Careys Herself By Reportedly Throwing James Packer's Computer Out The Window For Playing A Beyoncé Song!

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We cannot.

Well we don't think James Packer will be listening to Beyoncé anytime soon… because we just heard Mariah Carey THREW his computer out the window for doing just that!

Girl, what are you doing?

A source tells The Fix the 48-year-old businessman tried putting on a little 'Yoncé during a sexy date night in with his lady love (as one would), and MiMi reportedly had a complete diva fit!

Related: Mariah's Billboards Have Been BANNED For Showing Too Much Boobage!

The insider explained:

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Boat Humping, The L-Word, & Ashley's Crying Power — Get The Lowdown On Another WILD Bachelor In Paradise Episode!

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What a night on Bachelor In Paradise!!

The eliminated wouldn't leave, the in-love fell apart, the bizarre became perfect, and… Josh Murray and Amanda Stanton made out. Again. Ha!!!

Related: Reality TV Stars Who Got The Villain Edit IRL!

Last night's episode of BIP may not have been as openly wild as some of the early ones this season, but it carried no shortage of intense show-altering drama all the same!

Here's what you need to know, and it starts with Ashley Iaconetti, who cried, and cried, and cried, and cried… and cried!!!

The heavy cryer

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Barbra Streisand Actually Called Apple CEO Tim Cook Because Siri Mispronounced Her Name!

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If you mispronounce Barbra Streisand's name, she will PERSONALLY correct you.

So when Siri committed the capital offense, the icon took action! In a recent interview with NPR, the actress admitted she was frustrated that the computerized assistant couldn't quite get her name right.

Related: Babs Goes After Donald Trump In Concert!

She laughed and told host Scott Simon:

"She pronounces my name wrong."

You may be wondering how Siri could possibly f*ck that up, but the 74-year-old explained:

"Streisand with a soft S, like sand on the beach. I've been saying this for my whole career."

But was the legendary entertainer just going to allow this gross injustice to continue for all eternity?! Hell, no! In fact, Miz Streisand took her issue straight to the source!

The performer revealed she actually called Apple's CEO, Tim Cook, to put the mispronunciation on his radar:

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