So, the next logical step in his recovery process is to finally get some justice!
The suit alleges:
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Talk about rubbing
K-Y jelly salt in the wound!
Earlier this week, Brazil faced an absolutely humiliating loss on their home soil as they fell 1-7 to Germany in the World Cup semifinals! But if the disappointment and embarrassment wasn't bad enough already, some soccer fans decided to worsen the situation with porn! Well, sort of.
Some seriously clever internet trolls decided to go to a little website called Pornhub, which allows users to upload their own X-rated videos! But instead of adding actual porn, they started uploading footage from the game and adding titles like "Young Brazilians get f*cked by entire German soccer team!"
Jenny Trout is a blogger, a comedian and a big, beautiful woman!
But she decided to make a crazy New Year's resolution: she was gonna wear a bikini to the beach this summer!
She found that after telling people, most conversations went like this, with her writing:
If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
Joseph Pleban, 23, absolutely loves sports.
You name it, he's probably played it. Extreme sports and regular ones, it doesn't matter, he loves to be active.
So you can imagine how awful it must've been when doctors told him he had a rare bone and joint disease (pigmented villonodular synovitis), and that he'd have non-cancerous tumors causing pain and arthritis in his ankle for the rest of his life.
He had two options: fuse the ankle and endure a lifetime of surgeries or amputate it.
Cell phones are dangerous!
Teenager Nyjah Cousar found that out the hard way!
Nyjah was recently trying to send a nude selfie to someone named Daquan, but accidentally sent it to her Dad!
Needless to say — he was NOT amused!
Well, since this is The Tonight Show, the answer is obviously that Jimmy must be playing a new game!
Watch the video for Pop Quiz, Jimmy's new game where answering pop culture trivia questions incorrectly gets you closer and closer to popping a four-gallon water balloon with a sharpened fascinator all over your head. (We just have to say it: the things that Jimmy and his team come up with sure are the perfect blend of hilarious and bizarre.)
Who do you think is going to get soaked, Jimmy or Kelly?
Ch-ch-check it out! (above)
Are you ever afraid that your house smells nice to you, but rank to your guests?
Well Jane Lynch teamed up with FunnyOrDie.com and Febreze to help fight the epidemic sweeping the nation that is "noseblindness."
But don't you dare mistake it for "noseconfusion." Don't do it!
Ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!!