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Desperate Scalper Details His Failed Attempts To Sell Donald Trump Inauguration Tickets In Strange, Sad Facebook Saga!

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We guess this it what you get for trying to profit off of evil!

As we previously reported, Donald Trump's upcoming Inauguration ceremony on January 20 is looking like an embarrassing sh*t show.

From a ton of A-Listers refusing to perform at the event to a large number of protests in the works, things are NOT looking good for Drumpf.

Video: Perez DESTROYS Ann Coulter In Drumpf Debate!

While it's hard to imagine how things could get any worse for the President-elect, a scalper in New York named Yossi Rosenberg just revealed how dire the situation actually is. Apparently the entrepreneur is having the WORST TIME trying to offload two inauguration tickets for $700 dollars!

Rosenberg, who is a Democrat and has NO interest in attending the disaster, has been taking to Facebook to detail his ongoing saga with the un-sellable tickets. Each post is more desperate and hilarious than the last!

Ch-ch-check out Yossi's failed attempts to sell the tickets (below)!

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VOTE: Who Looks More Presidential — Donald Trump Or His Madame Tussauds Wax Figure?

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Wait, can we vote to swear in Donald Trump's wax figure on January 20?

On Wednesday, Madame Tussauds' London location unveiled its official wax figure of the President-elect. The homage depicts a statuesque Drumpf posing in a mock Oval Office.

Related: Donald Just Gave The Most EMBARRASSING Interview Ever!

Luckily for Trump, this unveiling wasn't interrupted by a topless protester grabbing the figure "by the balls." (That hilariously happened at Madrid's Museo De Caro on Tuesday… and we're STILL laughing about it.)

And we can't help but notice how the stately, unmolested wax figure appears more prepared and equipped to handle the presidency than the REAL man America elected.

Not to mention, wax Donald's orange glow is noticeably on point and his toupee looks more secure than usual. We're not surprised it took workers FIVE WEEKS to construct his iconic hair piece!

So, who do YOU think looks more presidential? Vote in our poll (below)!

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Forget A-List Musical Acts… Donald Trump Can Barely Get Melania Trump To Stay For His Inauguration Weekend!

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You know sh*t is bad when you can't even get your own WIFE to stay by your side.

According to reports, Melania Trump plans to flee Washington, D.C. shortly after Donald Trump's January 20 Inauguration. In fact, according to a new TMZ report, the First Lady intends to spend only TWO DAYS in Washington before she jets back to New York City!

Video: Garth Brooks Won't Perform At Donald's Inauguration!

We already knew Melania would not be living in the White House with the President full-time. But man that's a kick right when the man is down!

As we previously reported, Drumpf is seriously struggling to find A-List performers/ANYONE to attend his "sensual" inauguration ceremony. And then his wife is jetting on him to follow.

So, why is Mrs. Trump leaving so soon? Per the report, the former model wants to

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Kerry Washington Can't Stop Drooling On Ellen! Watch Her Try To 'Speak Out' HERE!

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People will do pretty much anything for Ellen DeGeneres!

During Tuesday's appearance, Kerry Washington sat down with Ellen and dished all about the new season of Scandal, her newborn son, and partying with President Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House one last time!

Video: Nick Thinks The Government Was Behind Mariah's NYE Fail!

However, the true breakout moment from the visit came when Ellen got Miz Washington to play Speak Out. In case you don't know, Speak Out is the game where you are forced to say phrases while wearing a crazzzzy mouthpiece. And boy, it is ALWAYS entertaining!

And kind of gross.

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlights from the A-lister's visit for yourself (below). [WARNING: you WILL see some drool!]

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Dedicated Fan Alert! Jessica Alba Meets A Police Officer Inked With A Tattoo Of Her Face!

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This is just too good!

On Sunday, Jessica Alba shared an incredible post about meeting a police officer walking around with a tattoo of her FACE. Talk about epic fan dedication, right?!

Related: The Worst Celebrity Tattoos!

According to the Instagram video, Alba happened to have a run-in with a officer who at some point in time felt compelled to ink his arm with a picture of her face in Dia de los Muertos-style. While the stylistic choice is unclear, it's obvious this guy is a BIG fan of Ms. Alba.

Needless to say, the Honest mogul was flattered by the tribute. Jessica even went as far to dub the meeting as one the "most surreal" moments of her life!

Ch-ch-check out the sweet and totally meta moment (below)!

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