That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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This guy has no excuse not to know the law!
Especially since he used to be on CSI!!!
Gary Dourdan had a court appearance last week that he did not show up to, and his lack of a court appearance will cost him!
Mr. Dourdan, who was given five years of probation in 2012 for allegedly fracturing his ex girlfriend's nose in 2011, has now had that probation revoked and an arrest warrant has been issued for the former television star!
Mr. Dourdan only had a progress hearing for the domestic violence case, but his non-appearance must've irked the judge who subsequently put out the warrant for Mr. Dourdan to possibly land in jail!
Hopefully Gary Dourdan gets in contact with the court soon, or he may face their wrath!!!!
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Yeah, she probably punched herself in the face or something, right?
Ex-CSI star Gary Dourdan is preparing to go to trial for the domestic abuse case in which his former gal pal and mother to his child, Nicole Vail Cannizzaro, alleges he broke her nose during an altercation.
It's not looking good for the actor since the judge has already issued a three year restraining order last year, then bitched him out for breaking it, but Dourdan is maintaining his innocence.
He left an
Wow…that must have been the best lawyer in the world.
Gary Dourdan plowed into 2 PARKED cars in 2010 and was arrested for Oxycotin possesion.
But looks like $100 can solve all his problems.
Dourdan pled no contest to one count of disturbing the peace (wtf?!) and because of this, the Oxycotin was wiped from the books.
El Douchebag pleaded guilty to two of the felony possession charges against him (of coke and ecstasy), but won't have to serve any jail time.
The courts dropped the heroin charges against Dourdan.
Gary has been ordered to enter a treatment program and has to complete 16 classes.
The coke and E charges will be dismissed when he completes the program.
Next time he slips up, though, and it will happen, he's fucked!
Gary Dourdan is talking about his arrest earlier this week and he's denying that the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and pills in his possession were his!!! HA!
The soon-to-be former CSI actor has issued a statement to Access Hollywood.
Sent via email, the rambling and disturbing statement says:
“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area,” Dourdan wrote, referring to California’s annual Coachella music festival, which he regularly attends. “And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).”
In addition to denying that the drugs were his, Douchebag also claims that drug tests performed by authorities have come back negative.
Says Dourdan: “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”
This "statement" goes on and on, and Gary goes on and on to apologize to his fans.
He has fans????
Says Douchebag: “I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I should’ve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert,” he wrote. “I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.”
You're definitely gonna need your faith, honey.
Only God is gonna keep your ass out of jail!!!!!